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[tripperfunster]

House House House House House. *sigh* House

Do you think he'd sleep with me? Perhaps if I sent him nude photos of myself? Or better yet, sent him nude photos of someone SMEXY, and then told him it was me? And then, of course, I'd have to drug him, so he wouldn't figure it out. But...if he's drugged, then he probably couldn't ... perform...properly.

So I'd have to blind him instead. Gouging? Or acid? Damn, if I still had a paid account, I would put up a poll.

Give your answer in comments.

Oh...and there's art.

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[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Rumor has it that eljay is going to do something stupid *again* around Christmas.

How do you know this? did they have another sale on lifetime memberships? *evil grin*

Yes, we all keep crawling back. Meth addicts have more scruples!

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

did they have another sale on lifetime memberships? *evil grin*

I sure hope not. Or else my lj-addled brain would try to buy *another* permanent account because, OMG, I want my words of wizdom to last forevah!!!!!! *iz addicted*

Actually, I read it in a comment on my flist. Very reliable friend of an acquaintance's sister's hairdresser's cousin type thing. Though it seems like a pretty good guess. Nothing says 'Christmas' like stirring up the HP perverts. It's been so quiet of late.