AVOIDANCE

[tripperfunster]

I'm bored and desperately trying to avoid all manner of boring/non-fun crap that I have to do.

Ask me a question about ANYTHING and I'll do my best to truthfully answer you.

Nothing is off limits.

Did I mention that I'm bored??

:D

Comments

[twindowlicker.livejournal.com]

What's the filthiest, squickiest thing you've ever drawn, or if you don't want to answer that, what's the filthiest thing you refused to draw? What's your fave filthy art by another fanartist?
Can you tell I'm in an adult art mood??? :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, the filthiest, squickiest thing is really up for interpretation, doncha think?

My husband would say this: http://pics.livejournal.com/tripperfunster/pic/000aaf3t/
My choice would be both of these: http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/60335.html#cutid1

Plain old filthiest would be a full-on anal Snack drawing that I cannot find a copy of. Funny story, I sent that pic to accioslash and the postman delivered it to her next door neighbour by mistake. AND THEY OPENED IT! bwahahahah!


As for odd/filthy requests, I once has someone ask me to draw: Maybe have Voldermort squat with his buttocks spread wide and have Filch lying down under his butt to lick around youknowhat.

I didn't do it. Not because its too gross, which it kind of is, but I really don't care for voldy unless its pure crack. I don't even like Tom art. His whole character squicks me.

My favourite filthy art by another fan artist: Surprisingly, it isn't that filthy. As much as I lurve my smut, I really love the UST, more than anything. This one, by Lizardspots still gets me hot. http://lizard-spots.deviantart.com/art/HP-Slash-My-Rules-17064957

How about you? What are your most feared arts, and your most favourite?? (not mine, anyones!!)

[twindowlicker.livejournal.com]

WOW. Your choice is truly filthy. Only because of my (and many people's, I think) squick about seeing old people being horny. Not fair, I know, and I'm no spring chicken, but... yeah...
That Voldemort prompt...
*eyeroll* Ugh. What a mind! ;D Of course I'm sure that person could say the same of my lil' twincest kink...
The lizardspots one is wonderful!
I think my most feared concept, oddly, is het incest... ie Ginny/any Weasley brother. I know it's a ridiculous contradiction for me to think brother-brother incest is hot and not brother-sister, but in art, somehow, it seems despicable and criminal and terrible. Maybe it's the pregnancy potential that my mind is so afeared of, I dunno. I can barely read Ginny-brother fic, and try not to unless it's really well written or recc'd. I suppose I need therapy.
My most favorite art is of course Tweasleycest, and oh god it's hard to pick just one, but I really love the whole "twins seducing (a third party) to the point of blissful erotic surrender" concept, so I guess it would be a tie between this one by Glockgal (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f126/petquality/Glockgal-TwinsHarryInTheRain.jpg) or this one by Ponderosa121 (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f126/petquality/Ponderosa-AlphaTestFailed.jpg) or this one by Reallycorking (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f126/petquality/ReallyCorking-FredGeorgeHarry.jpg)
But those might completely arbitrarily change if you asked me again tomorrow, as I love any good twincest art!!! :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, nice choices! As you know, I'm not a huge fan of the twincest, but I really do like them, when they are working as a team to seduce someone else!! I really like the dub-con aspect of Ponderosa's one!

I agree, to a point, about the het-cest squick. I more squick over adult/child (grown child) cest, as it really smacks of the real thing, but a brother/sister/cousin thing doesn't bother me.

And yes, old people squick. I"m getting there myself, none too slowly, but something about old guys eating ass is just gross! :D

I also don't like non-con. LOVE dub con. Yeah...fine line...sue me! :D

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

How did you get involved with Snarry? What do you like about the pairing?

[twindowlicker.livejournal.com]

I am embarrassed to admit I don't know what the terms dub-con and non-con mean. I'm guessing something to do with consent... I am woefully ignorant of a lot of netspeak when it comes to types of fic and art.
Oh I'm with you on the adult/child incest, too--- ugh, that stuff is another squick, even if the kids in it are almost legal. I have read a couple of Daddycest things with Arthur/twins, and even the best writer in the world can't make it seem completely ok in my head.
Old guys eating ass. Suddenly I just lost my appetite! Thanks!
All 3 of the artists I linked to are awesome, but I can pick pieces by lots of others that i could argue passionately about why they are also almost my faves- every twincest artist I interviewed for twinspiration certainly qualifies, as do you! I would interview you in a heartbeat if only you had a couple more twins pieces in your repertoire to include! *sigh*
I'm a tripp fangirl for sure, ya know....

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

You must be reaaaaallly bored. Okay. What's the one thing you almost did but didn't and now regret that you didn't do?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

non-con is non-consensual (is that how you spell it?) and dub con is dubious consent. I have no rape fantasies, so non con doesn't float my boat, but I find it really hot when there is a little (or a lot) of coersion. ;^)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

When I first found HP fandom (my very first online fandom) I just googled 'Snape sex' because I was bored and horney, and SWEET JESUS ON A ROLLERCOASTER I came across a story by Isis(colo) that was an unbelievably hot Snack. (Oral Sex was the title)

I had always been a closet slasher (big Rocky Horror fan, perved on any and all slashy scenes in movies and tv) but I really had no idea that lots of other women did to. Damn, and I thought I was spayshul!

Anyhoo, after reading and re-reading and RE-READING all of Isis' fics, I found her reccs site and began reading those too. I was pretty much looking for anything featuring Snape. (Isis wrote such a hot, hot, spanking/detention Snarry fic that I still squirm when I think about it!!)
Eventually I came across Dreaming Spires, and shit, I was confused! I'd never read an AU before, and it took me a while to figure out what the hell was going on. But when I did, I really began to appreciate the dynamic between them. Not to mention the UST and the bitter sweet ending that STILL makes me well up when I read it.

After that, of course, I had to plow through the rest of your stuff! If I had to pick a favourite, it would probably be Dumbledore's Folly. I really get off on stories where they are thrown together and the two of them have to overcome their own asshattedness and eventually fall in love.

After reading fic for a while, I decided that I had to write some of my own. And then, inspired by some of the stuff that I'd seen on t'internets, I decided to draw some too!

I'm not really one for great meta, so I have a hard time pinpointing what exactly it is that I like about the two of them. THE SHINY! TEH PRETTY! I love the disparity between them, yet the similarities. The age/height/confidence/experience coupled with the angsty pasts and lack of love. That they are both so un-loveable and yet, manage to find each other and love each other anyway.

The real question is: What do YOU like about the pairing? I'd be interested to know! <3

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, not so much bored, but avoiding boring paperwork crap. Me and the fam leave for vacation on Wednesday (at the ungodly hour of 6am!!) and I have taxes and payroll and banking and laundry and packing and CLEANING of animals to do.

eljay is much more fun! :D

You ask a hard question. My attention span is hardly long enough to remember anything past this morning.

I wish I'd learned to play the guitar. Instead, like an idiot, (and typical 6 year old) I thought the accordian would be much more fun. (and heavy to carry around.) Needless to say, it was a good twenty years before the accordian actually became cool, and by then, it had been long forsaken. I do, however own the TACKIEST squeeze box on the planet. (no pun intended) It is all mother of pearl, with GOLD 'black' keys and gold buttons. If Elvis and Liberace put their design skillz together to build an instrument, mine would def. be in the running.

I've tried to learn the guitar as an adult, but I just plain old suck at it. Plus ouch! It hurts the fingers. I'm fairly proficient at the drums, and I took a few years of clarinet lessons (and I can sing pretty good) but the guitar remains an elusive mistress!

As for a deeper answer to your question...actually NOT doing things isn't my forte. Especially when I was younger. I was pretty much a 'jump in with both feet and think about it later' (if at all). Gryffindor baby! :D

How 'bout you?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh, I just thought of another one. UNIVERSITY CHEMISTRY! It hates me! I took it twice, and dropped out twice. I hated it, and now, it haunts me. I'll have to go back one day and take it, just so say that IT DOES NOT PWN ME!

except that it does. It does pwn me

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Oh, tripp, an accordian? Hee, did'ja have saddle shoes too? Yeah, the older you get, the harder it is to learn to play an instrument; hell, the harder it is to learn anything! When I was at uni, I spent a month's worth of food money to buy a violin, cause I'd always wanted to play. I had to work reallllly hard at it, so much harder than Mandie did when she started to play. What did you learn on it? Polkas? Hee, Acordian and drums and clarinet-- makes me think of John Candy in Home Alone. Strangely enough, I play the guitar fairly well. I'm a string person, I guess. You've got the natural talents, and they're much more portable--singing and drawing.

Haaaa. Thinking about you, you know you're right. Never thought about it that way--maybe I should've asked what would you have not done if you could take it back? See, I've given myself away, because my life is rather littered with things I regret not having done. The main thing, naturally, at this point in my new and painful unemployment, is that I wish I'd not been a nurse at all, that I'd gone on to get my Masters in French and joined the hallowed halls of academia, thus sparing my poor back and kept myself blissfully ignorant about all manner of gory, bloody, pukey stuff, not to mention having a now somewhat hackneyed but unavoidable acquaintance with frequent and tragic death.

Hey, I say fuck all of it except taking care of the animals. But that's irresponsible, isn't it? My current bent lies in that direction, though, so you might want to disregard that...

I'm slightly impaired, can you tell? My god, did I write all of that?! Feel free to tell me to get the fuck out of your eljay.

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Listen, tripp. I had to take uni chem, a lot of it, and it drove me nuts. There were things I just couldn't seem to get, y'know, wrap my mind around. I think I got to the point that I had a mental block about it. Five years later when I went to nursing school and had to take biochem, it was so totally simple and I scratched my head and wondered what in the hell had been my problem. I bet if you go back, and the pressure's off and you're older, you won't have any trouble at all. But srsly, with all the stuff there is to do, I'd shuck the chem unless you have a reason to take it. Now, applied chem might be interesting--after all, you deal with organic environments that require a basic understanding of biochem. Right?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I would nevah shun you from my eljay! Especially if you're drunk! :D

Funny that you wish you hadn't become a nurse. I TOTALLY wish I'd become a doctor! I think I would be a rockin' surgeon! Or maybe a veterinarian. (they don't have to specialize like doctors, but they also make way less $$$$)

I just wasn't that 'into' school, and the thought of another bazillion years of it turned me to rock and roll bands. ;^)

Acadamia? ZZZZZZZZZboring. I think your stories that you tell about nursing are phenominal. I'm sure they made you who you are today!

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

YAY I love these. XD Two questions:

1) Chocolate or vanilla? YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE!)

2) What's your second favouritest fandom that you've played in (if any)?

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Where/when would ya want to go for coffee :)

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I'm in ur journel readin ur replies. Anal Snack (that's Regulus/Snape) pic can be found here: http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/7919.html

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey! Thanks for finding that! I usually have them saved on my harddrive, but for some reason, this one wasn't!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

1) Too easy, I don't even have to think. CHOCOLATE FTW! NOM NOM NOM

2) I only have two fandoms. HP and House. If I had to decide between Snape and House, I'd make them wrestle neekid in whipped cream to declare a winner. NOM NOM NOM

Your questions are too easy! TRY AGAIN! :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

That's not a hard question! :D

Actually, it sort of is. I'm leaving on Wednesday for a week, but I'm back Dec 6th.
Would a 'lunch' coffee, or a later coffee work for you?

I have a car, so I could meet you just about anywhere. Just give me a couple of days after I get back, and I'll email ya!

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

DANG! So the moral of the story is Snape and House covered in chocolate. Ok fiiiine:

If you could only wear one type of head covering/hat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

And what's your favouritest colour scheme in the whole wide world?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I don't wear hats very often, but I really do like them! When you say for the 'rest of my life', do you mean that I have to wear it all the time, or *if* I wear head gear, it would have to be that?

I kind of like those touques that have the braids coming down the sides. The seem kind of Scandenavian to me.

colour scheme? I really like bold colours. I painted my bedroom a deep red on the walls and although it was a royal PIA to do (five thousand coats later) I love the way it looks. I love houses that have deep, bold walls.

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Hehe. K. Hows about Tuesday the 11th or sometime around there? I'm closest to downtown, so maybe the second cup on graham or timmies on sherbrook st? Let me know :)

Have fun on your trip!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Sounds good! I'll have to check my work schedule for that day, but i don't see why not! After all, *I* make the schedule! :D

I'll email you when I get back!

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

*hugs* Thanks for answering! There are so many things I love about this pairing! I love that they are both broken in some way by life and by their circumstances and need each other to heal. I love the age difference but it's never squicked me because Snape is emotionally about on Harry's level. I love how hot it can be! So, pretty much the same reasons you like it too! We're hopeless, aren't we?

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

I was in pre-vet at Penn State for almost two years--it was the chem that killed me. I was only average in it, and vet schools want you top-notch at chem. And my adviser told me I was to 'empathetic' to make practical (read: money) decisions about animal treatment. Pffft.

I do have a lot of good stories, it's true. Thanks for the nudge; I've not done one in a while. In the meantime, I'm working on the caveman.

I FINALLY DID IT!!!

[littleroo27.livejournal.com]

full list of tripperfunster's artwork on LJ" (http://littleroo27.livejournal.com/432545.html)

I need you to go through this and put down the actual titles and ratings, then I can add in the red text for anything rated R or NC-17. I can e-mail you the .txt document with the coding if you want.

Re: I FINALLY DID IT!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Whoot! Thank you so much! That was so sweet of you!

I'm an internet tool, so when you say you could email the me coding...I have a faint idea of what that means, but I have no idea how it might benefit either of us. *blushes at stoopidity*

Here's the 'titles':
Gallery 1

Crayola Houseola. Crayon

(the next two are squares for the House Quilt project. You don't have to list them here, because the artwork is elsewhere too.)

Title: Books are Fun! Pencil crayon. The character is actually Madame Pince

Title:No Title. Sirius/Wolf!Remus. Pencil

Title: Hogwarts All Male Review. Watercolour Pencils and photoshop background. Hagrid, Flitwick, Snape, Lupin and Dumbledore.

Title: Fingers. Harry. Graphite

Title: Harlequin Snarry. Chalk Pastels.

I've noticed that you are including art from posts that are 'private'. I generally do that when I want to use the graphic hosting of eljay, and yet post the pic over on eyejay, or if I need a pic to shove into comments somewhere. I really could give a crap about the 'private' aspect, but I'm not sure if people can see these images if they are not 'me' or logged in as 'me'. KWIM?

I"ll post each gallery in a separate comment.

Thanks again for this! <3 <3

Re: I FINALLY DID IT!!!

[littleroo27.livejournal.com]

yeah, because I logged in as you and went through the gallery rather than the posts, I didn't differentiate between locked and unlocked posts. If the gallery is unlocked, it won't matter if the original post is locked or not.

If you want, you can e-mail me the titles at elsolomio at yahoo dot com. And if there is anything you'd like removed from the list, just note it.

Re: I FINALLY DID IT!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Here, log in again and look at this post. I got about halfway through.

http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/67151.html#cutid1

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey girl! Any chance we could meet Wednesday (the 12th) instead of Tuesday? It would work better with my work schedule. I can do lunchtime or later or wahtevah.

Let me know.

And yeah...Timmies. Always Timmies! mmmmmsteepedtea.....

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Yep! I have to work at 4, so any time before that is cool by me!
My cell number is 802-3866 if you want to narrow plans, or just send me an e-mail :D