What is wrong with people??

[tripperfunster]

Okay, I was searching the web for pictures of suprised lovers...for a pic I want to draw of two people 'caught in the act' and instead, I found graphic photographs of A MAN FUCKING A CHICKEN! I swear to god, HARD CORE CHOOK SEX! :D I would link you there, but frankly, I"m afraid to even open the horrid, horrid thumbnails for fear that i will get the avian flu IN MY EYES! (let alone on my genitalia!)

Really, the question begs, HOW HARD UP DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FUCK A CHICKEN? I mean, did all the MAMMALS reject you? What's wrong with a good old fashioned sheep? Or cow? Or even a fekking DOG for god's sake!

What the hell is wrong with some people? Really, they give perfectly upstanding pr0n addicts like myself a bad name! And what is even scarier (and I'm just assuming here) is that not only was he 'doing the deed' with a bird, but SOMEONE ELSE WAS THERE PHOTOGRAPHING IT!

I don't even want to think how THAT conversation went!

"Hey Bob, you still got that digital camera?"

"Yup"

"Hey Bob, you still got that chicken?"

"yup"

*shifty eyes*

:D

Anyhoo, I must go and boil my eyes now and swab my laptop with antibacterial handsoap.

Comments

[jadarene.livejournal.com]

:O HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUCKED UP!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

To quote Bob...."Yup"

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Okay, so, last night I lying in bed thinking of sick, chicken-sex limerics!! (Thanks for the inspiration, girl!!)

*deep breath* here it goes ;)

Bob's friend had such slim pickin's
He had nuthin' he could put his dick in,
When the crow of the cock
made him hard as a rock
"Bob, take my picture as I fuck your chicken!"

So...what does the master of limeric think? :D

[jadarene.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! You should post that to your journal. It's hilarious! Although what limerick about chicken fuckers isn't?

[j-m-grey.livejournal.com]

OMG... I dont know whter to laugh or...or.. or whatever you do when you hear of men fucking chickens.
your *shifty eyes* made me giggle. I bet it wasnt the first 'cock' that chicken had though.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It is certainly a sad state of affairs! I didn't click on the thumbnails, but I"m pretty sure he wasn't wearing 'protection'! *puke*

[belladoragirl.livejournal.com]

O_O Men...and chickens??

Though the way you put it...lol. They must have been totally rejected. And that congersation... *shudders*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I don't know what to say....I'm at a loss for words! :D

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Um. I just want to know what "surprised lovers" has to do with "man fucking a chicken"? Was the guy filming the sex in fact the chicken's real lover and he needed photographic evidence of her betrayal? Or was the chicken posing for hawt man/chicken porn as a Sweetest Day present for her own lover? Hopefully, We may never know.

Must. resist. Googling. Surprised Lovers.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well....I'm pretty sure the CHICKEN was surprised! :D

Yes google. God bless it!

I also googled 'pregnant' for my Mpreg pic, and apparantly, that's quite a fetish too! (any my husband thinks I'M sick and depraved!)

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Well....I'm pretty sure the CHICKEN was surprised! :D

Hahahahaha! You win the internet.

I also googled 'pregnant' for my Mpreg pic, and apparantly, that's quite a fetish too!

I'm guessing you don't mean fetish in the sense that a husband thinks his wife is beautiful while 'ripe with his child.' *gags*

I think I'll just go back to my nice, freak-free shelted world, kthxs.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Ew, chookpoo!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Today, on Jerry Springer--chook sex addicts! ;)

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

There was also a weird story I heard once from somewhere that in the olden times, some people would keep a duck inside a hollow log with a hole in it (the duck positioned so the tail pointed out towards the hole), because the inside of a duck's cloaca was supposed to feel like a human vagina. I haven't dared to verify that on the web yet ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I suppose that these people never heard that a human vagina FEELS LIKE A HUMAN VAGINA! :D And what was the log for? Oh, 'cause they didn't have duct tape back then? ;)

Thank god for vibrators! (non animal ones, anyway! )

[gloredhel04.livejournal.com]

o_O... That's seriously messed up. I've inadvertently found some strange things with Google, but I think you took the cake with that one.

I didn't even know that was possible. *shudders*

*tries not to laugh at *shifty eyes**

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

There are some seriously messed up folk in the world eh?

(but I feel all normal now! :D )

[orange-bastard.livejournal.com]

Wow...poor chicken!

that reminds me of a joke...

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His dick was still in the chicken...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Heehee! did you see my 'fucking a chicken' limeric up there in the replies? I think I'll give jadarene a run for her money! :D

*hides*

[almaxaquotal.livejournal.com]

yup... lol maybe he feels like a rooster trapped inside a mans body...

That is something I have also pondered - not fucking a chicken - but HOW - HOW - HOW IS SOMEONE ELSE JUST STANDING THERE TO FILM THESE THINGS?! How... XD

Re: *hides*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! rooster trapped in a man's body! I've heard of trans-gendered, but trans-kingdom/phylum/order/class/specied????

Yeah, the guy with the camera needs a slap. Here's a thought...maybe it's the rooster filming them! maybe the farmer doesn't know, and late at night, the rooster uploads this shit on the internet! :D

Re: *hides*

[almaxaquotal.livejournal.com]

HAHAAHA the rooster gets off on his hen being fucked by a human?! thats some sort of twisted poetry XDD

[canonfodder123.livejournal.com]

I've been pondering this for a bit and I...just....but....it's....WHY!?!?!?!?!? Dear God - I mean, a CHICKEN?!?!?!? If NOTHING else they smell really bad and they peck....and just...GAAAAAHHHH!

Maybe he wanted to find out what 'came' first - the chicken or the egg ;)

(I apologise profusely for the above - it was inexcusibly bad!! :D :D :D :D)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! Cheezy, yes, but i laughed my ass off when I read it! (yes, I'm VERY mature, can you tell???)