Help!

[tripperfunster]

Oh crap! I need a wandless spell that snape would do to his students (preferrably smutty).

*puppy eyes*

Comments

[aleoninc.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I think I know what you need it for. I, too, need to come up with a wandless spell. I mean, I know what it does in the end, I just need to come up with the actual incantation.

But for you . . . hmmm. How about Snape uses Sectumsempra to cut their clothes off? Okay that's pretty lame, even for me, but it's the best I can conjure at 5 am. :P

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

For your spell, just log on to any latin translator. Thank God for the internet.

Man, I am totally flailing around for this prompt. I have a couple of ideas, but they are all painfully lame! :D

*sigh*

Oh well, better lame than not at all, I suppose. Perhaps I can make up for the lameness by just drawing many large peeens! ;^)

[1scout.livejournal.com]

What about a spell that has his students start unbuttoning and unzipping when he says something specific?
I don't know, that's kinda lame, isn't it?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! yes! I am suffering from a big case of fail on this too, so fear not! Thanks for trying though! :D

perhaps some combination of these?

[djinnj.livejournal.com]

I like prefero presto ;) Perhaps with an additional "lente" on it.

praebeo : prebeo : (+ refl.) to show oneself, present oneself.
praesto presto : to do, perform, display, fulfill, offer, present.
praefero : prefero : to carry in front, display, prefer.
praesto presto : to do, perform, display, fulfill, offer, present.
lente : slowly, calmly, cooly, deliberately.
retardo : to impede, slow down, obstruct.
connubium : sexual union.
iuvo : to help, aid, assist /to please, delight, gratify.
voluptas : pleasure.
turgida : swollen.
cupidus : eager for.
intrepidus : eager, hot-blooded.

Re: perhaps some combination of these?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, hopefully those will come in handy! Thanks!

[belladoragirl.livejournal.com]

THere's always the good old Robot Chicken inspired Barry Whitus Candleitus :D

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Wasn't there an ""Engorgio" somewhere in the books?? ;D