FRUITY VULVA FIC IS POSTED!

[tripperfunster]

It's not complete yet, but the fruity vulva part has been written and posted. Thanks so much to outofthisplace for suggesting dried apricots. I am a bit freaked out about how perfect they were. I also now like dried fruit, and I never have before! *wink*

Total words so far is around 10K The one chapter is about 2000.
And needless to say, it is NC17

The fic is Blades of Glory, and it is slash between the two main characters, Chazz and Jimmy. For those of you who would just like to read the fruity vulva part, I'll give you a quick breakdown under the cut.



The two are the first all male pairs figure skaters. In the film (which is silly and funny and soooo slashy) Jimmy is the sweet, innocent, naiive character, and Chazz is the boorish ladies man with tons of street cred. In this fic, Jimmy is having trouble with his girlfriend, and Chazz offers to help him with some private lessons.

Chapter one

If you only want the fruity vagina chapter, it can be found here!

Comments

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Isn't it just plain creepy how vag-y those apricots are?!!? I'm going to forever think of you when I eat dried apricots. And now I'm off to read said fruity vag chapter.

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

And, having read it, I say, Well done. You described apricot cunnilingus exactly as I would have, given the experimentation.
And, pooh on untensed UST. I need to skip ahead to the realsex. (hot hot almost-sex, though!)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's freaky how vaggy they are! I really do like to eat them though ... *ponders what this might mean to my orientation*

Yeah, it's hard to come in halfway through a story (or read any story where you don't know the characters). I'm a real UST whore and tend to make people wait and wait for actual sex. Although... they both get some in the next chapter, but it is less than satisfying. *g*

Thanks again for the rockin' suggestion, it was exactly what I had been looking for! <3

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright, I went back and started reading the whole of it, and... I kinda lurve it. I think it's better that I didn't see the film. Kissing=so much hotter than sex sometimes. Also,
"No, I'm not! I'm a ghost … I think. Or a fish. Coach? Am I a ghost?"

"No way, baby, you're my little mermaid. Spread 'em, Sweet Cheeks, here comes the semen."

"Are you retarded? If I was a mermaid, I'd only have a tail. What the hell am I supposed to spread? You'd have to fertilize my eggs after I had already laid them."

Chazz sniffed, unconcerned. "Any port in a storm."

*sporfle*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh, you must see the film! They argue just like that all the time!

"Get out of my face!"

"I'll get INSIDE your face!"

teehee!

Chazz: The nighttime is a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: *looks at him, disbelieving* The night is a dark time for everybody, dumbass!

Thanks so much for reading the whole thing, that was very sweet of you! I hope to have it finished in the next week or so. It is cutting into my art/pron time! :D

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am waiting with bated breath for the promised getting-some chapter! And, of course, for more pron!

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Also, Dumbledore's Army! HURRAH! Of course you would have to make SOME sort of reference to the fandom...

[angelbabe_cj]

Now you have me reading fic which I've never seen any or the original fandom for.

I wandered over to see the fruity vagina chapter, then gave in and read the whole thing so far.

Brilliant stuff, very hot and I love all the skating details, despite the fact I barely left the sides the one time I attempted to skate!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thank you! How sweet of you to muddle through a strange fandom, just to read a fic! <3

You really must see the movie. It is made of silly and stoopid, but the characters are quite endearing, and if you are a slasher, then you will enjoy it.

Thanks so much for the lovely feedback! <3