It's Wednesday, time for SMUTZ!

[tripperfunster]

Honestly, it felt like Wednesday, like...two days ago.

I have two arts to show this week, so I'll just link ya, instead of re-posting.

Also, one of them is FIRST TIME art. I have never drawn Arthur Weasley's penis before, and now, I HAVE! Aren't you all just so proud of me???

Plus, one nekkid Snape, to counteract the Weasley-ness of the whole thing. (no, not together).

Today's smut

Also, I never posted my smut from last week. For shame!

Let's remedy that, shall we?

/smut announcement

Oh, and hump-day got wanked here:http://community.livejournal.com/sf_drama/571160.html
Wow. Some people just ... don't have a sense of humour. Gosh, it's been a long, long time since I was fourteen, but I *think* I had a sense of lulz, even back then. What IS it with todays teenagers anyway? *g*

Comments

[melisus.livejournal.com]

Awww, looks like someone in that sf_drama post is still an internet virgin.

I have the feeling they haven't seen much of the intarwebs outside of stupidfree... like Fandom Wank... 4chan... stuff...

[alienor77310.livejournal.com]

I think the line "My BF's ex draws some of it" explains a lot of it. *shakes head*

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

How did you ever manage to find that wank? I agree with the one (dozen) reply that said it was grudge wank because, seriously, a penis in a sweater is serious lulz. Only the humor-impaired or a jealous ex couldn't see that.

Though I will say I spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out who "AJ" was supposed to be. Yes, I could have read the header, but that would have been far too simple. I kept thinking, "Albus Severus wouldn't be AJ. And I can't figure out how Snape would have the initials AJ...." It's all about Snape, you know. Which, btw, was quite lovely. As for the big hands, well, big hands, big nose, big blood engorged mayonnaise cannon. It's all good.

And, wait, OMG, you're not underage?!!11!1!!1??1!!1 *defrendzs*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeh.....I have no idea what the hell her problem was, but it was amusing, nonetheless. :D

I just think it's amusing that some of them think that we draw things like wieners in sweaters, because it's a KINK. *snerk*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she said it like a hundred times too.

Proud? Bitter? Hard to tell, but I'm going with bitter. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Someone linked me. I honestly wouldn't know about anything outside of my little corner of fandom without kind people linking me places.

and MAYONNAISE? I've always thought of it as MAN MUSTARD.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Nah. Wrong color/consistency. And so much classier.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I read that, and just blinked in complete astonishment that... they were taking AJ so damn seriously.

Although, one comment made Diet Coke shoot from my nose (owww):

...why an entire sweater? Surely it doesn't need sleeves...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

YYEEEESSS! Not only was the sweater badly rendered (*snerk*) but why the hell would anyone put sleeves on their penis!sweater? I mean, penis!sweater sleeves are SO LAST YEAR! *g*

Oh internetz, you never fail to amuse!

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Damn, you, Tripp, don't you know penii are only wearing sweater VESTS this year?

Although, omg, what would it take to convince you to please draw Percy's cock? It should wear a tie and glasses.... and a sweater vest. Please don't make me draw it myself, because the thought won't leave me alone!!!

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Also, umm. *sigh* I hate to admit this, but... I got one of my son's sweaters out of his closet and stuck it over the top of my vacuum cleaner (err, the only thing I could think of that was upright and didn't have funky stick outty parts) because I was like, WTF do they mean, "badly-rendered"?!

And just to let you know, that's pretty much exactly what the sweater looked like, so I don't get how they're claiming it as anything less than perfection.

I am a sad, sad puppy, aren't I?

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Seriously? I can't comprehend what problems people would have with your community. I love the concept, and the art is just fun.

I personally love Arthur Jr. in a Weasely sweater. ^_^ I think it's brilliant. These people knocking it really have to be the most dull people in the universe.

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

Awww, it's locked now! I always miss the good stuff.

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

I would be the ex in that situation. God she's a bitch.

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

*eyeroll*

[arcanetrivia]

If it's mustard, you should see a doctor.

[arcanetrivia]

Dude, tripperfunster should now do an entire series, appropriately garbed.

[arcanetrivia]

The wank appears to be locked, not that I probably really needed to see it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I was wondering WHO the ex was! Do dish!!!!! *leans forward expectantly*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It wasn't really that exciting. Just one girl who was sort of WTF is this comm about?? WHY would anyone perv over a penis in a sweater? (she did not understand the lulz factor, and actually thought that a bunch of us masterbated to penis-clad phalluses. *eyeroll*

Then she (or someone else) had a fit that the sweater had ARMS! Oh the humanity!!

Some people agreed and some disagreed with her. It wasn't exactly epic, but I've never been wanked before, so I was kind of excited. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It wasn't terribly exciting, just someone with no sense of humour that thought that we were a bunch of sick perverts who actually think that sweater-clad penises are sexually stimulating.

The original poster also had some issue because her boyfriend's ex is one of our artists. (who turned out to be antisocial_nerd

I've just never been wanked before, so it was exciting!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It wasn't actually all that exiting. Just people with no sense of humour that could not see the merit of penises wearing clothing.

I'm surprised they could even see the comm, because it was obvious to me that they were pretty stupid young. *g*

[arcanetrivia]

Hehehe.. I got a brief mention by name on the JF fandomwank thread when snapedom generated a little wank last year, and someone totally misinterpreted my reason for posting a certain post, and in fact my intentions when writing it in the first palce. It was kind of amusing. :)

I think sweater-clad penises are adorable.

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

Thanks for explaining.

Oh, you must feel like a BNF now, since you've been wanked. Hee Hee.

I think some Snarry people got wanked once, but I wasn't amongst them, so I can't boast about that. *is sad* ;-)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks hon! If you look hard enough, there are people who have a problem with EVERYTHING!

Needless to say, I won't lose any sleep over it!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Isn't it great to feel important? *g*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah ... I'm pretty fuckin' important! *g*

I could start a wank about you if you like!

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

Mmmm nekkid Snape! *salutes the bearers of porn*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*salutes back at the oft inspirer of pron*

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Kay, here's the short version of the story.

'Ho-lina', introduces me to bf two years ago (my god has it been that long already? Almost to the date actually)
Bf and I fall in love, or so I think. But we live in different provinces, so we do the long distance thing for a few months. My first real boyfriend and let me just say, I fell HARD.
So, we're seeing each other, but the two of them are best friends, but I think nothing of it, because I trust him and her.
After I spend a couple weeks out there visiting him, and noticing how strange he's acting, he finally spills that he's falling for her. I tell him no, he's not, etc. Then two weeks later he phones me up and breaks my heart and then the beans spill that he was cheating on me with her and of course, much rage boils over from me onto them and I have a massive breakdown because I have no idea how to handle it because I was crazy in love with him.

So her and I fight for pretty much a year, but she refuses to accept any of my blocking her and wishes to keep me on talking with her for some reason or another even though she criticizes pretty much everything I do and we both just manipulate each other into a frenzy. And, I pretty much hate her and recently have begun to tell her when she massively pisses me off and totally feel victorious as of late (BWAHAHA FINALLY!)

And uh, yah! Apparently she wishes to destroy my online life as well? Or something? It's so messed up. I don't care, I've FINALLY moved on (after a year and a half of massive crying, doubting myself and never being able to move on until recently)

Who knows. She's a bitch, bottom line. *shrug*

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

at least she didn't mention me or my user name. And I'd appreciate it if no one issues any assaults back. That's just be lame.

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

No doubt! You and I have created somewhat epic drama for hump_day_smut! Hahaha, and we live in the same city! BWAHAHA. Go Peggers!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

No worries. The link is now defunct, and i think the entire thread has been baleeted. *eyeroll*

I didn't even comment there when was I was first linked, because.. well, it never does much good anyway, does it?

gosh, she sounds lovely! I hope her and the BF have a wonderful life together, it sounds like they deserve each other. Sorry you had to go through that. :^(

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Yah, me either (comment on the link) Heh. No point really, just would have become more personal. Though I did just totally throw it in her face a moment ago, she was very embarrassed that I knew about it =P.

Mmm... Yah. They've recently moved in together and he wants to marry her where as I'm still very single -_- (That seriously eats me -_-) aside from shagging an older man that will go nowhere.

[gaycrow.livejournal.com]

No thank you! Carry on as you were. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

GO WHITE TRASH!!! :D