Oookay....

[tripperfunster]

So, is it normal to ban someone from a community without even a warning?

Because it happened to *cough* a good friend of mine *cough*. All she did was offer oral sex in exchange for some quality caps, and now the post has gone missing, and when she tried to request something else, um...she was informed that the comm had been blocked.

So what is the protocol? Should I have offered anal sex instead? oops, I mean SHE should have offered anal sex???

Comments

[drcjsnider.livejournal.com]

hahahah....

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, mock my pain. :D Okay, it's a little funny ...

[drcjsnider.livejournal.com]

So you going to tell us teh community so we know who is not a fan of oral sex?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Nah. I don't want to start a huge wank-fest where people rush over there to defend my honour. yes I do

Mostly because I HAVE NO HONOUR! And yes, those extraneous 'u's a totally legal, because I am Canadian!

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

Geez that's really harsh.. Did they have something in their rules against oral sex? XD Why don't you.. um.. your friend contact the mods?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, I ASSUME it was the mods who did the blocking. I try not to poke people who are already mad at me ... um, my friend.

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

I don't see any poking when you're calmly asking for a reason for their blocking..

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hey, I was very calm when I offered oral sex! :D

Nah. You're right, of course, but it's not a comm I can't live without. I'm just surprised that they didn't warn me or pm me about it. They didn't have the caps I wanted anyway! ;^)

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

If they're banning people for such a thing you shouldn't be wasting your time there anyway!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Word!

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

So...the best part of this is that you now have a tag for 'oral/anal gaff.' How many more of those are you...er, your friend planning to make?

Srsly, they can't have known...whomever...very well. Do they ban for the word 'fuck' too? What bothers me is there wasn't any communication as to why--exactly what all the LJ's are screaming about when SUP does stuff like that.

*pets tripp* you can offer me either any time!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I'm really more amused than anything, but yeah, I do think it's odd that they wouldn't pm me or something, saying, uh...we're not your pervy Harry Potter friends here, and we don't go around offering to suck people off for favours.

But really, who doesn't like oral sex?

[1scout.livejournal.com]

I like oral sex. The real question is; who can't get ENOUGH oral sex? Eh?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Them, obviously. Hell, there's not much I wouldn't do, when offered Oral, as the reward!

[caelianokawaii.livejournal.com]

Does it make me look 'n00bish'to ask what caps are?

Regardless, they should be praising you! It's the gift that keeps on giving, what you're offering.

*sigh*


People these days, I swear.

But without a warning, it seems a little off.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Caps is short for screen-caps, (short for captures, I assume) Pictures of tv or movies, taken right from the broadcast.

Let's just say, I don't often get turned down for oral sex! :D

[caelianokawaii.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. What did you want the caps for? References?

I'll bet it was references!

Especially e:Oral?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes! You can't have enough references when it comes to pron, oral or otherwise.

Actually, I don't think they cap porn movies there (I'd hope not, if my offering oral sex offended them...) I was looking for Blades of Glory caps....Well, I WAS going to make pronz with them, of course...

[huntress1013.livejournal.com]

:giggle: Would have been worse probably. I was declared a troll and banned from a message board for a lot less. Looks like the community is a bit stiff in the collar.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

And stiff no where else! *giggles*

[arcanetrivia]

You should have offered a spanking and THEN the oral sex.

(Can't I have just a little of the peril?)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yes, spanking FIRST, then oral. *blushes* I forgot that's what they taught us at finishing school.

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Obviously, these stone-faced peoples at this com do not realize that you did it for the lulz. And these peoples do not deserve your generous offerings of oral/anal/otherwise. This is why you should keep these offers to your personal journal, where they will be greedily snatched up by your adoring fans ^_^

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! I know my flist too well to start offering oral sex to them! Last time, my jaw hurt for a week! ;^D

And amen to the lulz. It's all about the lulz, and the pronz. They rule supreme>

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

And woe be unto those who do not respect the lulz and the pronz and the offers of teh sexorz. They shall bask boredly in the presence of Light while we have entirely more fun in the realms of sin and lolspeak.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

And Lo, she said unto the peoplez, let there be pronz, and there was pronz, and it was good.

And it was decreed upon the land, that one man who cleaveth upon one woman could please one woman, and yet, one man, who cleaveth upon another man, could please many womenz upon the interwebz.

And it was so.

amenz

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Amenz indeed.

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

That's so weird. Some people have no sense of humor.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Someone replied to my post, saying; "Wow. Way to be totally offensive while asking for something." To which I replied; "Thank you. It's a gift."

*snerk*

There are waaaaay too many people out there who are missing their lulz button!

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

You're so my inspiration! I've been looking for a new fandom hobby!

*signs up for a dozen comms and begins crafting a most eloquent offer of hot oral sex*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Plz to be linking me to the ensuing hijinx! :D

And don't forget hump_day_smut when crafting said eloquent smexing offers! :D

edited because i don't know the name of my own fucking comm

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

Sounds like they have a stick up their asses! Screw em. Or offer anal next time, har har :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

Some people are missing their lulz button!

[belladoragirl.livejournal.com]

Maybe offer a massage, then oral with optional anal toys?

But in all fairness, they should not have deleted/blocked without a notice first. I run a little RPG forum and we've banned one member in the 16 months we've been up. And this was after numerous talks, warnings, and bent over backwards to accommodate this member along with the rest. But after she bad-mouthed both the forum, a mod and myself, I decided to suspend her account until further notice, and then she really went off, saying that there was no reason behind the suspension. Once my co-admin got on, and we told her what happened, we banned her and she's still trying to harass me at points. Thank god I haven't given her my cell number. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I have been informed that the proper protocol is to offer SPANKING before oral. *heddestk* I can't believe I didn't know that!

Too bad about your rogue member. I've never had any problems anywhere else. Generally, i bend over backwards to not step on toes, especially with, you know, the way that emails and such can be misinterpreted.

Oral sex, however...how can you misinterpret that? :D