Devart DELETED my art!!! *gasp*

[tripperfunster]

Man, they are stringent there! I'm well aware that they have a 'no cock' policy. Er..well, a no erect cock policy, anyway, so I don't bother posting stuff where hard ons are involved. They also have a 'no touching cock/vag/boobs' policy, where uglies are not allowed to bump, and hands cannot grab, etc.

I know that I walk a thin line with much of my art, but WTF?

Taste of Spandex

OH fuck it. I"m on dial up right now, and linking to the art is KILLING ME!! The Patrick/Spongebob blowjob pic (where you seriously cannot see anything), and two of my Fumbledores have been forcibly removed.

okay, those Fumbledore pics were outta control! teehee!

But still, basically that means that SOME FUCKIN' PRUDE, WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO, REPORTED THOSE PICS (and probably more) TO THE SITE MODS.

Technically, they do not break any rules, as no actual sex is taking place, but the admin can still deem them inappropriate. *eyeroll*

I tried to link to some "allowed" fetish art over there, but again, my crappy dial up is hoping I will die of old age before it actually LOADS SOMETHING! *keyboard smash*
ETA: here, see if this will link you: http://obee-returns.deviantart.com/art/Fetish-Portrait-I-51594012

I think I will have to draw some retaliation art. Something that is SO FUCKING LEWD, yet does not break the TOS.

Any and all ideas for such art would be much appreciated.

Comments

[xenafox.livejournal.com]

That is ridiculous. -_- Your art isn't hurting anyone, and sure, walk a thin line but their goal is to keep out outright porn, your stuff is merely...questionable :)


But bah. Laaaaaame. And word on dial-up, I have it too and it is just dfkjfdnj at times.

If you want to get revenge, I guess you can go with Disney or other cartoon chars.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I don't even post my porn there, I keep it here! *sigh*

Oh well.

I'm thinking something muuuuch dirtier than disney characters. Except, of course, that it has to not break their ToS. *ponders*

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

That Tick pic is made of win. :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks! I"m pretty fond of the Spongebob one too! http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/90811.html#cutid1

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! That is fantastic. :)

[pennswoods.livejournal.com]

How about some good old fashioned skull-fucking? :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

OH yes! You dont' want any of the new-wave, modern skull fucking! *g*

Actually, that would violate their policy.

I'm pretty sure I have an idea of what I'll do. :D

[deelaundry.livejournal.com]

With the SpongeBob pic, did the caption mention blowjob? Because if not, you could write them an indignant email:

"He is KISSING Patrick's TUMMY in a cute gesture of friendship, you sick, sick bastards. Can nothing be pure and sweet any longer? You have sadly perverted minds!"

Heh.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I don't remember what my captions were. I think I was sarcastically vague, knowing full well that blowjobs were not allowed.

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have ideas. Veggie-porn. Take the veggietales characters and give them strapons and whatnot. IE, the tomato wears a strapon cucumber, the cucumber has tomatos for boobies...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Strap ons are not allowed on DA. *g* No, really, they're not.

I'm thinking of drawing a woman sucking on a fish. You know those cum shots, where there is a big string of come from the dick to the girl's mouth? Well, I'm gonna draw that, except, it will be a fish instead of a dick. (except, of course, it will be totally dick-like.)

I'm pretty sure that fish sucking is allowed. *g*

[1scout.livejournal.com]

I think it would be interesting to see the willies of the Incredible Hulk and that big thing from the Fantastic Four. I mean, as huge as they are, surely their packages are ginormous. So that's my pick. ^.^

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

So, size DOES matter to you, then? :D

That would violate their terms of service over there. I wanna to something completely scandalous, but still, technically, allowed. *evil grin*

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

Are they fucking serious? That is totally ridiculous! And the fact that that lady can spread her cooter out in front of the camera but you can't draw FUNNY dirty cartoons is just so fucking stupid it make me wanna punch someone. Ugh. I wish I had some good ideas to give you.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just read over their terms of service, and as long as you're not using your HANDS to spread your cooter open, it is totally allowed. Perhaps I should draw Sandy, from Spongebob with HER cooter all spread open *g*

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

OMG I would die laughing if you did that! HAHAHA! "But its artistic". :-P

[emila-wan.livejournal.com]

Idiots. Can you just put your stuff on LJ with the age-lock on it?

Definitely draw something like a mod with cum dripping off her face. Or perhaps excrement ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh, I *do* put it here, age locked, but I also post much of my art over on Deviant art. I try to stay within their no pron rules, but I admittedly walk the line sometimes.

I'm not mad at the mods, they are just doing their job, I'm mad at the douche-bag whore who has been harassing a friend of mine, and reporting her stuff, who then also went through my gallery and reported me. Really, bitch, get a hobby.

I mark all of my racy stuff as adult only over there too.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

Shit! I am so sorry they censored you! that sucks! (hug) by the way, did you get my message the other day?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yes, my email has been screwed, so I got that message, but was unable to reply right away, then promptly forgot. *g*

Sorry! :D

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

that's ok. I still would looooooooooove a me-kissing-House drawing but i have not been able to get ahold of my friend who has the digital camera. As a matter of fact my roomie and best friend is going to go see him about some other business right now so I asked him to get back to me about it.

[fiere.livejournal.com]

Ugh, the fact that that linked picture passes as "art" and yours doesn't is ridiculous. >:|

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the support!

I don't have a problem with that 'artist' (although, I'd rather look at a PAINTING of a cooter, than a photo of one *g*, I just don't like that she is allowed, and some of my stuff is not.

I know that art is hard to quantify, but my stuff was humourous, not just porntastic.

[fiere.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it bothers me that a snapshot of someone spreading their legs is fine when a drawing that's humourous, yes, but also clearly took some time and talent to create (and is significantly less graphic!) isn't okay. It's probably because the typical audience of shots like those isn't about to report it as offensive, whereas you might've hit a nerve with the Spongebob fans. *g* Still, it's silly.