Oh Em Gee

[tripperfunster]

My son loves video games, Mario Bros in particular. We've found some videos of their tv show, from ... the eighties? Anyhoo, I found the entire package of Mario Bros tv programs the other day, and brought them home for him.

HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT, THEY ARE THE CRAPDAPPIEST PIECES OF SHITE TO EVER CRAWL DOWN THE PIPE.

And not like, 'kids movie' shitty, 'cause I can take that. Hell, they're not even Barney the big annoying dinosaur shitty, because HE has more talent in one of his purple child molesting toenails and anyone involved with the Mario Bros movie franchise. I kid you not.


In the last episode, King Koopa (the bad guy) kidnapped MILLI VANILLI for his daughter 'Sweetie-pie'. Okay, the name was changed slightly, so like ... Silly Vanilli or something. To top it off, they spoke kind of like Arnold Swarzenegger(sp) except ... really gay.

Over acted, and waaay under written. Suddenly Smurfs and Strawberry shortcake look like quality programming.

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[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

OMG HAHAHAHA That fucking cartoon sucks SO HARD! The sad thing? I was obsessed with it as a kid! My siblings and I STILL sing the "Do the Mario" song from the end of the show...it was so lame we remembered it forever. Oh man but a few years ago when we watched some episodes just for old times sake, we were embarrassed as hell that we ever liked it. Same thing with other horrible 80s cartoons we thought were so great, Pound Puppies is the biggest 'WTF were we thinking' cartoon. COMPLETE SHIT CARTOONS!!!!!!!!

Thank GOD Ren and Stimpy came out not too long after, and I forgot all about those shitty cartoons for the rest of my childhood :D Nothing would ever compare!