Oh Em Gee

[tripperfunster]

My son loves video games, Mario Bros in particular. We've found some videos of their tv show, from ... the eighties? Anyhoo, I found the entire package of Mario Bros tv programs the other day, and brought them home for him.

HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT, THEY ARE THE CRAPDAPPIEST PIECES OF SHITE TO EVER CRAWL DOWN THE PIPE.

And not like, 'kids movie' shitty, 'cause I can take that. Hell, they're not even Barney the big annoying dinosaur shitty, because HE has more talent in one of his purple child molesting toenails and anyone involved with the Mario Bros movie franchise. I kid you not.


In the last episode, King Koopa (the bad guy) kidnapped MILLI VANILLI for his daughter 'Sweetie-pie'. Okay, the name was changed slightly, so like ... Silly Vanilli or something. To top it off, they spoke kind of like Arnold Swarzenegger(sp) except ... really gay.

Over acted, and waaay under written. Suddenly Smurfs and Strawberry shortcake look like quality programming.

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[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

Swing your arms from side to side, come on its time to go do the mario!

Sorry I couldn't resist :D



There was another nintendo cartoon that came on around then too I can't remember what its called. I know it had Simon from Castelvania (they turned him into an effin fruit cake!) and Mother Brain. Thats all I remember tho.

[melisus.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yay!

I don't remember those other cartoons. I probably didn't watch them. And the Mario cartoons got REALLY bad after they cancelled the Super Fun Show and just showed cartoons (there were cave men or something). And watching the Legend of Zelda cartoon makes an EXCELLENT drinking game! You'd get wasted on, "Take a drink every time Link says, 'Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!'" alone!

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

I don't think I was watching it after they got rid of the live action stuff. I think I went thru puberty and started chasing boys by then or something, heheeeeeeeee ;) Good thing too, sounds like mario started to suck majorly.

There was such a huge trend in the late 80s/early 90s of making cartoons out of nintendo games.

[melisus.livejournal.com]

I don't remember much of the series, but my brother recently collected all of the DVD sets (including the cartoon only ones) so I've been reintroducing myself to it... little by little... but that's still... ugh, it's fantastically awful.

I just moved on to other cartoons. (Lol, nerd!)

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

Hehe I did that too (moved on to other cartoons). I have been obsessed with Ren and Stimpy ever since ;)

[melisus.livejournal.com]

Yes! (I still can't believe my parents let me watch that show.) I even still have TRADING CARDS somewhere!

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

You're talking about Captain N. ^_^ I watched that one, though I don't really remember much about it. Kid Icarus was in it, though, and I believe Link and Zelda were in at least one episode. I remember thinking that they were very different from the Zelda cartoon and being horribly confused about it.

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

How dare they confuse our kid minds!

Yes I remember kid Icarus too now. Hahaha what a stupid show!