Oh Em Gee

[tripperfunster]

My son loves video games, Mario Bros in particular. We've found some videos of their tv show, from ... the eighties? Anyhoo, I found the entire package of Mario Bros tv programs the other day, and brought them home for him.

HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT, THEY ARE THE CRAPDAPPIEST PIECES OF SHITE TO EVER CRAWL DOWN THE PIPE.

And not like, 'kids movie' shitty, 'cause I can take that. Hell, they're not even Barney the big annoying dinosaur shitty, because HE has more talent in one of his purple child molesting toenails and anyone involved with the Mario Bros movie franchise. I kid you not.


In the last episode, King Koopa (the bad guy) kidnapped MILLI VANILLI for his daughter 'Sweetie-pie'. Okay, the name was changed slightly, so like ... Silly Vanilli or something. To top it off, they spoke kind of like Arnold Swarzenegger(sp) except ... really gay.

Over acted, and waaay under written. Suddenly Smurfs and Strawberry shortcake look like quality programming.

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[clayangel.livejournal.com]

I grew up watching that, so I'll admit to having some fond memories of it, but I'll also admit that yes, it's shite. ^_^ The Legend of Zelda cartoon was over the top, too, but in a really good way.

Rainbow Brite, now, that one I've watched again recently, and it's still made of awesome. Particularly the movie. Dark and full of action.