Moar Trek Art
Jan. 5th, 2010 11:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tripperfunsterYay, Yultart is done! Wow, that was a metric fuck-ton of art, over a month's time, and according to the mods, we had a 99% submission rate. How amazing is that?
Anyhoo, I did Kirk/Bones for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scatter_muse who requested them in a Myst-like setting.
Click on it to get extreme peen details.
I really struggled with this pic, since it's 90% background, and I don't ROLL THAT WAY. Not to mention it's watercolours, which I'm still pretty damn new at. You have to 'mask off' the areas that you don't want to get paint on, for each layer that you paint, so this had ... six or seven different masking layers. My poor brain! it was hard to figure out what to paint first, and what needed masking first.
I like to draw big, to get lots of detail, so I went out and bought an 18"x24" watercolour pad, just for this. HUGE MOFO IS HUGE! Two feet across and one and a half feet high!!
/blathering
Anyhoo, I did Kirk/Bones for
scatter_muse who requested them in a Myst-like setting. Click on it to get extreme peen details.
I really struggled with this pic, since it's 90% background, and I don't ROLL THAT WAY. Not to mention it's watercolours, which I'm still pretty damn new at. You have to 'mask off' the areas that you don't want to get paint on, for each layer that you paint, so this had ... six or seven different masking layers. My poor brain! it was hard to figure out what to paint first, and what needed masking first.
I like to draw big, to get lots of detail, so I went out and bought an 18"x24" watercolour pad, just for this. HUGE MOFO IS HUGE! Two feet across and one and a half feet high!!
/blathering
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Date: 2010-01-05 06:51 pm (UTC)Also, are they wearing their boots still, or black socks? Have they gone old-man on me?!
I love this. SO MUCH! It's just awesome. I want to call it Captain Kirk and the planet of the phallic objects...
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Date: 2010-01-05 07:03 pm (UTC)The men stand around 10 inches tall, and would be another inch or so, but I ran out of room to finish their feet.
Those a boots ,btw, NOT BLACK SOCKS! If I was going 'old man' I totes would have drawn the sock garters, you know that!
Kirk measures in at exactly one inch, and Bones is a bit longer at 1.2 inches. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM BONES!
Let's call it PLANET PHALLAXIA, SHALL WE?
Is is just the air here on Planet Phallaxia, or are you happy to see me?
Date: 2010-01-05 07:11 pm (UTC)Okay, so Kirk's peen is about 1/10th of his height. If he's 6' (72 inches) tall, that's, umm... what? 7.2" give or take? And then Bones would be around the same height and then we take the... hmm. This requires thought. And math.
If his is 1.2 to 10 that's 12% of his body height. 12% of 72 inches is... 8.64 inches. Holy shit! GO BONES!
Heh, okay.
And yes, I should have considered the garters. I will never doubt you again!
Re: Is is just the air here on Planet Phallaxia, or are you happy to see me?
Date: 2010-01-05 07:16 pm (UTC)Re: Is is just the air here on Planet Phallaxia, or are you happy to see me?
Date: 2010-01-05 07:22 pm (UTC)Let's just round up and say they both have 10" cocks, okay? ;p
Re: Is is just the air here on Planet Phallaxia, or are you happy to see me?
Date: 2010-01-05 07:23 pm (UTC)Re: Is is just the air here on Planet Phallaxia, or are you happy to see me?
Date: 2010-01-06 08:28 am (UTC)Omg, I was just scrolls past the comments, and saw this and totally cracked up.
This thread is awesome!