Day 40 Porny Question!

[tripperfunster]

Okay, Olivernsnape joked a while back that I'm going to ask you about your sex toys. SO I AM!
What toys do you have? What toys would you like to have? Lube? Or no lube? Stagnant? Or vibratory? Ribbed or plain? Blow up or ...?

As always, feel free to log out and comment anonymously. No pressure mah peeps.

Oh, as for mine?

I bought a vibrator/dildo thingie about a bazillion years ago, that we jokingly named Big Red. (because it's red.) It's the typical missile shape, with no 'head' or any type of penis acoutrements. Then joanwilder decided that I needed to spice up my toy chest, and has, over the years, given me nipple clamps. Ouch. I don't think my nipples are overly sensitive, but they are just TOO strong for me. She also gave me an anal plug, which sounded really, really scary, but it's actually pretty small and sparkly and purple! And vibrates! Still too big for my bum, but fun to play with all the same. And Joan's daughter Mandy gave me a ... silver bullet? It's a little silver vibrator, about the size of a ping pong ball, but more bullet shaped. That one is quite a bit of fun. :D

As for lube, I once bought those ... two types. One for the guy, one for the girl, and when they get together, they supposidly create MAGIC. Sadly, what they create is more like what I imagine a horrid case of gonnorhea feels like. OUCH BURNING! We had a good laugh, but really needed to shower off before any sexytimes could happen.

Comments

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ugh, sadly I FUCKING HATE MLP. The closest i came was Umbridge pegging a unicorn (which was dumbledore in his MLP animagus state.)

I know it's a super popular fandom, but I DO NOT GET IT.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

oh well. I don't get why so many people think Neil Patrick Harris is Mr. Awesome so I sort of know how you feel.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Hee! I quite like NPH, but don't really care for the Beatles. *gasp!!* and think Maralyn Monroe was WAY over hyped. So yeah, I'm hearing you! :D I also don't get all the bullshit about the Kennedys. bla fucking bla. Don't even get me started on the Kardashians. *shudder*

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I am a HUGE Beatle fan so people always think I am going to get all offended if they're not that into them. I'm not offended unless someone is one of those assholes who want to see Chapman get paroled.
The 50s female movie star everybody else loves who I was never into was Audrey Hepburn. Kardashians are trash I agree.