Day 42 Question for those with penises, or those with Peensperience.

[tripperfunster]

Okay, in the past couple of weeks, I've read quite a few stories (mostly Avengers) that have one of the boys squirting, spurting or shooting pre-come.

Now, I don't have a dick (sadly) but I do have one at my disposal, and I have yet to see any sort of pre-ejaculatory liquids do anything other than ... leak? Ooze? WEEP!!!! Nothing with any sort of propulsion and force, anyway.

Have I not been paying attention? Or have I just been sleeping with the wrong guys these past 30 years?

Feel free to anon in comments, if need be.

Comments

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

You're correct, IME; a 'leak' is about as dramatic as it gets. It always astonishes me how many people seem to be prepared to write about sex without ever having experienced it.

[girlofavalon.livejournal.com]

It always astonishes me how many people seem to be prepared to write about sex without ever having experienced it.

That's what research is for, something a lot of people don't seem to bother with. Alas.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, for us het, female slashers, it's a bit hard to experience gay sex (sadly) but yeah... there's some pretty hilarious shit out there!

[narryaworry.livejournal.com]

I saw a porn that had a smallish spurt of precome once, but it was more of a dry orgasm thing due to a cock ring. Plus it was porn, so you can't exactly trust it not to be fake.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I've seen the dry orgasm thing. Not the same as precome. ;) AND PORN WOULD NEVER LIE! NEVAH!

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

It's probably because Squirt sounds better than Ooze.

I know it's inaccurate. But "drooling" or "oozing" penii remind me of STDs.

[leoparda.livejournal.com]

OMG yes! I prefer "dribbling" or "dripping" to "oozing" any day!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Beading. Let's go with beading. (like, the peen is making crafts!)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Sea spray? WTF? Like a breaching whale? :D

Blurt sounds like it said something inappropriate ...

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

If no one spurted, no one would ever get semen in their eye. And the world would be a less eye-burning place.

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

Also, because I felt the need to look it up: Kinsey found that dribbling to spurting was a 3/4 to 1/4 divide among the male population, with said spurting ranging from a couple of inches up to six feet. Masters and Johnson (probably a little more reliable in their sample size and methodology) found a similar division but say one to two feet is the upper limit among those who reliably shoot for distance.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

But .. that's actually orgasm, right? I was only talking precome, not actual come.

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

Oh! I totally can't read. Sorry about that.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

hey, you saw the word PENIS and got excited. I totally understand. ;)

[clayangel.livejournal.com]

The only time I've ever seen that in a fic, it was written by a gay man, so there might be some validity to it. Or it could have just been for dramatic effect. ^_^

I just looked it up, and what I'm finding is that for the vast majority of men, it just oozes out, but there were a couple that said that once in a blue moon, when they're very, very excited, it can shoot.

(also, sorry for all the edits)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I buy your gay man theory. I've read some pretty shitty het from straight girls. ;) Straight girl VIRGINS, mind ....

[indybaggins.livejournal.com]

*waves hand* I've known a shooter. He was fifteen at the time though, so maybe youth and excitedness had something to do with it.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

And this was pre-come? Or this was ... actual come? Hell, if he was fifteen, HE probably didn't know. ;D

[ragdoll.livejournal.com]

Erm, oooookay. In all my past experience (full disclosure: I neither possess a cock nor have one at my disposal any longer, but there were plenty in my wild youth), I've never once seen/experienced one doing anything more than leaking/beading/welling up. I suppose it is vaguely possible, not even remotely common.

Maybe Asgardians work different? ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Dude, if it had been a Norse God, I might not have questioned it. This was Tony Stark. Who, granted, is awesome enough to have his pre-come squirt as far as a Nerf gun, if he so chooses, but yeah ... probably not. :)

[oliversnape.livejournal.com]

Beading. Or sometimes, if super excited it sort of looks like a small amount of drool. :p pre-cum is supposed to act as an extra bit of lube, isn't it? Be rather inconvenient to shoot it away.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yes, and dicks are ALL ABOUT CONVENIENCE, AMIRITE?

But yes, pretty much as I thought. There seems to be a pretty strong consensus on beading but not spurting.

[oliversnape.livejournal.com]

Hahahah WE SHALL NOT SPEAK OF PUBERTY.

But you know. There was always that 'how far can you shoot come' contest.

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

maybe it's a superhero thing?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Seems to be. But you'd think WIZARDS would do it too, but I don't recall coming across that a bunch of times ....

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

I was beta reading for someone with a background in anthropology who insisted on the 'shower' theory, and tried to back it up with dubious online documentation. I consulted with some medical cronies who say, alas, that sort of fireworks display is only a 'wet dream', if you'll 'scuse that pun.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Haaaa! A background in pre-come anthropology? I'D TOTES MAJOR IN THAT!

[droxy.livejournal.com]

You are correct on male "pre-come". But this is fandom and these are superheros...

you may aor may not remeber the discussion of why superman won't fuck lois lane....his come would blast her head off...that type of thing.


For slash I guess the super power syndrome gives new meaning to "blow it up your ass...."


Have fun! LOL

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D Yes, they hit on that super-come thing in the movie Hancock. ;)

[demicus.livejournal.com]

Hmm ... I'm dick-free myself but I must say I prefer to hear a superhero is shooting or spurting rather than dribbling or drooling. The latter reminds me of a geriatric superhero with a baggy super-suit & a split pea shooter. ;¬)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

But this is just the pre-come! I love a good chest/face/chin coating, but not before the main event! :D

[leoparda.livejournal.com]

In my experience, it leaks or drools. Of course, we're talking superheroes, but still...

I direct you to the delightful essay by Larry Niven, "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex (http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html)" for detailed reading on the subject *giggle*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ugh! Why do links in comments make them suspicious???? It's not like you're new to lj or anything!

And yes, I will check out that link! Thanks!