I'm boooooooored!

[tripperfunster]

Snowed in today. It's a holiday anyway, but the highways are closed, I'm craving chocolate, and the interwebs seem to be a somewhat slow place today.

My kids are bored and fighting and I need a distraction.

ENTERTAIN ME!

What is your favourite sexual position?
Worst movie you ever saw?
Sexiest movie star you never met?
Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with?
What is your animagus?
Dumbledore: cut or un-cut? ;)
Any other miscellany.

Comments

[drinkingcocoa.livejournal.com]

Okay, but f-lock your post first? Or hmm, I guess we could comment anonymously.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yeah, go anon! I don't friend everybody, and really, everyone should be able to talk about Dumbledore's foreskin (or lacktherof)

Just let me know who you are (if you want) by pm. Or better yet, just post a IT'S ME! then delete that part. :D

[(Anonymous)]

I'll leave you to deduce who I am. ;) (pm if you think you know)

1. Flat on the tummy, hips canted a bit for room, partner above and almost complete skin contact. Both sets of arms above the heads, and utter possession from the one on top.

2. Sphere, the Michael Crichton book to movie. I don't care what anyone says, it was RIDICULOUS and I wanted to throw things at the tv. :P We regularly have 'discussions' about this at work, because one of my colleagues thinks it's brilliant.

3. I can't pick just one, are you mad, woman? My tastes run very British, I'll give you that.

4. I cannot for the life of me recall any celebrities that I've met.

5. A cat. Likely an aloof, quiet, I'll get affection only when I want it, grouchy cat.

6. WHY would you make me think about this?! Uncut. :P

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

'O' I think I know who you are! ;)

Yes, I quite like it from behind, although, honestly, there aren't many positions that i don't enjoy. (aside from stupid, acrobatic uncomfortable ones.)

Skin on skin is always best. ;)

[(Anonymous)]

So many favorite sexual positions. Let's see: flat on my back with three people's mouths on me at once, big win. A dick in each hand while the two guys are kissing each other, another big win. Also love kissing a guy while giving him a handjob and ass-fucking a guy with a strap-on while blowing him. This requires a very rounded back on my part, but it's doable.

Worst movie: Three of Hearts.

I'd say my sexiest movie star, but it would defeat the purpose of responding anonymously. :-P

Animagus: octopus.

Dumbledore is uncut, of course!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha!

Well, now, I feel awfully sexually inexperienced and I don't say THAT every day! :D i would guess that ANY position that involves me and two guys would be my favourite, but I've yet to have that oppourtunity.

I've not even heard of Three of Hearts. Must google now!

[charisstoma.livejournal.com]

What is your favourite sexual position? On my side when my partner behind me so that hands can easily play in front.

Worst movie you ever saw? Aliens... Had to leave the room because it was making me nauseous and I couldn't eat bean sprouts for years (character/first victim was eating a salad with them).

Sexiest movie star you never met? Patrick Stewart is the first that comes to mind.

Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with? A weather reporter.

What is your animagus? Don't have one... Really large hawk, maybe.

Dumbledore: cut or un-cut? ;) Cut

Any other miscellany. I'm doing this just because you're you.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I'm curious: Did you think Aliens was BAD? Or was it just too intense/gory for you? Because that's different, really.

I remember watching ... Leaving Las Vegas? (the one with Nick Cage) and he was an alcoholic killing himself with booze, and he was with a hooker, killing herself with ... her lifestyle, and really, it was fantastically written, beautifully acted, but as God is my witness, I wish I'd never seen it. Too depressing, too real, too raw.

As kids we had the movie aliens on VHS, and we probably wore the tape out, rewinding and rewatching that explody alien part over and over and over again! :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

What does it say about me that I know you mean Alien rather than Aliens because I remember those bean sprouts John Hurt was eating? Oy.

[(Anonymous)]

Cookies if you actually guess me!

What is your favourite sexual position?
Anything that involves his body pressing over/around mine. It's all good as long as I'm not on top!

Worst movie you ever saw?
Dracula 3000

Sexiest movie star you never met?

Tough one! Ima go with Jude Law.

Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with?

If you count seeing them at book signings, Whoopie Goldberg.

What is your animagus?

A Bear: hibernates a lot, leaves people alone unless threatened, sometimes grouchy.

Dumbledore: cut or un-cut?

un-cut! : D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Would these be cookies that kid A likes too?

[(Anonymous)]

On top - I like being active.

Er... I don't remember.

Rickman

Does a Paleologos count?

A crow

Cut! Revenge is sweet.

I should be in bed :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Paleologos isn't a dinosaur bone, right?

I googled it. Film director?

[tracy7307.livejournal.com]

What is your favourite sexual position? Most definitely on all fours! Although the last time we did it, the bf accused me of "Bambi-ing out". Ahahaha. Apparently my thighs are not as strong as I thought they were. Still a fun position tho!

Worst movie you ever saw? The musical movie with Kelly Clarkson just after she won American Idol. Oh god it was tragic.

Sexiest movie star you never met? ORLANDO FUCKING BLOOM. HOTTER IN PERSON THAN HE IS IN ANY OF HIS SEXY ASS PICS. WHAT I WOULD'VE GIVEN TO FUCK HIM 9 WAYS TO SUNDAY. Oh wait, you said "never". I misread and thought it said "ever". For "never" I'm going with Chris Evans. So many things I'd like to do to him.

Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with? See above. Orlando has a nice giggle. Also, Annie Lennox. And Sean Astin.

What is your animagus? Probably a squirrel.

Dumbledore: cut or un-cut? ;) Uncut. He's English!

Cliff, shag, marry: Bruce, Steve, Tony.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Bambi'd out? Oh fuck, that is hilarious! The guys seem to forget that we are often shouldering their weight during that position. :D

You'd marry Tony? it would never work out. I'd shag Tony and marry Steve. (or shag them both>???)

[(Anonymous)]

What is your favourite sexual position? On top if I'm energetic or doggie style if I'm tired...

Worst movie you ever saw? The Ninth Gate - Absolutely horrible.

Sexiest movie star you never met? Michael Weatherly (technically he's a tv star but still...my choice and I'm sticking with it).

Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with? Nathan Fillion (I got to rest my head on his shoulder for a few minutes), Daniel Radcliffe (I have his pants), Tom Jones (He was my first kiss). ; )

What is your animagus? Probably a sloth.

Dumbledore: cut or un-cut? Uncut...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I assume you won/bought Dan's pants, not like ...ripped them from his pre-pubescent body? ;D

[mab.livejournal.com]

What is your favourite sexual position? Probably edge of the bed with the guy keeping me from falling off.
Worst movie you ever saw? Joe's apartment. (I think it was called... I left partway in)
Sexiest movie star you never met? Gerard Butler
Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with? Do animators count as celebrities? Crystal Chesney-Thompson if they do.
What is your animagus? Some sort of kitty
Dumbledore: cut or un-cut? ;) He's totally un-cut
Any other miscellany.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! That gif is totes mesmerizing! *stares for hours*

And I'm confused on your sex position. Is he behind you? Are you sitting up or lying down? I IZ CONFUZED.

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry you're bored, kid. Don't you own a helium tank?

Uh, let's see, in my nursing years, I took care of both Mama Cass and Mister Rogers.

Dumbles is uncut; sexiest movie star I never met would be Sam Elliott.

My fav sexual position...well YOU REMEMBER THAT FROM THAT TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER AT AZCATRAZ, don't you? If you don't you were drunker than I thought you were....

Other miscellany: my throat's getting sore, Mandie's back from LA (Dr. Who con), and I want more of THESE omg they're so good!

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

Oh, really bad movie was 'Howard the Duck'. Actually I had to leave because Mandie was terrified, but it was pretty bad, as was 'Memento' (until Jer explained it to me).

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

What is your favourite sexual position? doggystyle?
Worst movie you ever saw? A toss up between "I Spit On Your Grave" (because no movie needs an hour long rape scene) and Cold Creek Manor (because it was 2 1/2 hours long and all the red herrings turned out to be...not red herrings)...and I forgot about Birdemic. Which was the worst. Worst. Worst. Ohdeargod.
Sexiest movie star you never met? Paget Brewster
Actual celebrity you've rubbed shoulders with? Does David Gaider count? If not, I met the bass player for Corrosion for Conformity.
What is your animagus? A cat.
Dumbledore: cut or un-cut? ;) un-cut.
Any other miscellany. I actually have porn dreams about fic I'm writing/have read/am plotting.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I generally have 'waking' dreams of what I'm writing/drawing, meaning before I fall asleep, I think about all the scenarios, and run them through my mind as I drift off.

I think it's a very creative time/mindframe.

Hour long rape scene? Yeah, that sounds a bit excessive!!

[(Anonymous)]

Oooh, I'm glad to see that others have also said doggie style because sometimes I worry about being judged for that, since some people seem give it negative connotations esp in rap songs. I just really like the feel of it that way! I can always come in that position, so that's a plus. I've always wondered if it was so easy for me to orgasm in that position because I've read so much slash even before I was sexually active, so anal sex scenes always titillated me and so many are written doggie style position. Anyway, fuck the haters and my own insecurities because I really like a guy on top of me and cupping my boobs too. yay.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! I generally don't live my life based on how rappers feel about stuff. ;)

I agree about the slash thing. I like it from behind for exactly the same reason.

[theficklepickle.livejournal.com]

(1) Standing up in a hammock
(2) 'Airplane' is the only one I've ever walked out of
(3) No prizes for guessing (see icon)
(4) Loads - I think the oddest was an accidental meeting with George Baker at a matinee of 'The Secret Garden'. I've also met the officer who was in charge of Spandau Prison when Rudolf Hess died there, and someone who knew the murderer John Christie. My life is odd like that.
(5) Probably a cat, because I like food and sleep and hate work.
(6) I have no information, alas.
(7) I've just bought a grave marker for my family by phone and through the post, without ever meeting any of the people involved. It feels like the sort of thing that shouldn't really be possible, somehow, but it was actually quite straightforward.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Standing in a hammock! YOU GO GURL. ;)

That's how I masturbate, but never with a partner! ;)

When you say you bought a grave marker for your family ... it kind of sounds like you have some nepharious plans ....

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

anything other than anal. not a big anal fan.
Zardoz. Why MST never did it is beyond me.
HUGH FUCKING LAURIE!
Eddie Izzard. he was super nice and he signed my Velvet Goldmine soundtrack CD in sparkly silver ink.
I don't have any idea what an animagus is, is that a Harry Potter thing?
Uncut cause he's British.

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

I'm so jealous that you met him AND he signed your soundtrack. Lucky!!

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

Doggy, head held down into the mattress (or ground ;)

I Love You, Beth Cooper (sweet god, if I ever have to see this again, I'll slit my wrists.)

Alan Rickman

I accident physically rammed into Sully, the lead singer from Godsmack at a Borders Bookstore. I really had to pee and all these people were in line for something (apparently to have their book signed by him.) I tried to cut around a bookshelf to get to the potty and plowed into him, chest to chest. He was short (everyone is compared to me at 6'0.) but he was very sweet and we both apologized.
I waited on Barry Williams who played Greg Brady when I worked at Carrabba's Italian Grill.
The guy who made the movie 'The Aristocrats' (I can't remember his name. Elmer?) propositioned me for sex while he was here in Kansas City.
I watched Johnny Depp film part of What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
Kimora Lee Simmons I ran into in Soho. I thought she was a drag queen. (All that makeup, good heavens..)
Lastly, I correspond very often with Ron Jeremy's publicity team. (Don't ask.)

A tiger. But I want my tiger to look more like Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes.

Un-cut. I wouldn't expect anything other. ;)

My daughter peepeed in the potty last night and I am still stoked! Also, I'm going to start my own boudoir photo business for plus sized women. (See my post before last on LJ from Valentine's Day.)

Sorry to entertain late, but entertainment is never late. Only right on time!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Aw, at first, I thought you'd met SCULLY from the X-files! THAT would be cool! :D

I've seen godsmack live, but never met any of them.

|And I MUST ask about the Ron Jeremy thing. I MUST!

You go with the boudoir thing! I think that could be a great business! Plus, you could do the whole makeup and hair thing, so you'd be set!