Birthday Art for Accioslash

[tripperfunster]

Okay, here it is! As requested, Crayon Smut, plus the bonus request of very pregnant!Harry having sex with Snape.

Warning: SEE ABOVE!! If you're not Accioslash, you probably don't want to see this!
NOT WORK SAFE

I apologize for the crappiness. Crayons aren't really made for the details that a drawing like this requires. Lesson noted. :D





Happy Birthday hon!

Comments

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I'm speechless. I love heavilypregnant!Harry. His belly is so cute. Apparently men don't get stretch marks like women. Yet another inequity. Snape cracks me up. His expression is saying, "who would have ever thought there could be too much sex?" while Harry has that "OMG, finally satisfied. At least for another 15 minutes" expression that I understand some women have because there are times during their pregnancy where they want sex all. the. damn. time. Naturally, I don't know anyone like that personally. It's just a rumor. *cough*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

oh yeah, I was a total sex hound whilst preggers! (and that's different from now, how?) I guess it's your body's way of making up for the two (or twenty) sex-less years after giving birth! :D

I'm glad you liked it hon! I'm sure you're the only one.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

" there are times during their pregnancy where they want sex all. the. damn. time." - I think I might have brought something like that up at a *cough* certain little Y! group (that's since migrated to google). I'd read in a comm somewhere about a guy's experiences with being 'piss erect'**, i.e erections induced by a full bladder pressing on the veins in some guys & interfering with blood flow to the penis. So naturally, I got to thinking that an mpreg situation would in time create a hell of a lot more pressure than a mere full bladder, he'd be probably go almost priapic.

** one of the commenters referred to the condition as "the urine-induced warrior" (his exact words). Two years later it still makes me snerk ^^

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It's probably one part urine pressure and one part increased blood flow to the area. Seriously, I've never been that fat and that horney in my life! *considers getting pregnant again, just for the smex*

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

"*considers getting pregnant again, just for the smex*" well, I've heard that babies supposedly fetch a pretty good price out on the black market ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

they're worth more if you grow them up a bit and whore them out

I did NOT just say that! =D

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Nope, I don't think you did *looks the other way & whistles innocently*