Birthday Art for Accioslash

[tripperfunster]

Okay, here it is! As requested, Crayon Smut, plus the bonus request of very pregnant!Harry having sex with Snape.

Warning: SEE ABOVE!! If you're not Accioslash, you probably don't want to see this!
NOT WORK SAFE

I apologize for the crappiness. Crayons aren't really made for the details that a drawing like this requires. Lesson noted. :D





Happy Birthday hon!

Comments

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

" there are times during their pregnancy where they want sex all. the. damn. time." - I think I might have brought something like that up at a *cough* certain little Y! group (that's since migrated to google). I'd read in a comm somewhere about a guy's experiences with being 'piss erect'**, i.e erections induced by a full bladder pressing on the veins in some guys & interfering with blood flow to the penis. So naturally, I got to thinking that an mpreg situation would in time create a hell of a lot more pressure than a mere full bladder, he'd be probably go almost priapic.

** one of the commenters referred to the condition as "the urine-induced warrior" (his exact words). Two years later it still makes me snerk ^^

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It's probably one part urine pressure and one part increased blood flow to the area. Seriously, I've never been that fat and that horney in my life! *considers getting pregnant again, just for the smex*

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

"*considers getting pregnant again, just for the smex*" well, I've heard that babies supposedly fetch a pretty good price out on the black market ...

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

they're worth more if you grow them up a bit and whore them out

I did NOT just say that! =D

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

Nope, I don't think you did *looks the other way & whistles innocently*