Offering Oral Sex here!

[tripperfunster]

Who do I have to blow to get a good non AU Galavant/King Richard first time fic?

I offer art, paper cuts and/or oral sex.

For reals. Well, art, at least. Oral sex just isn't the same over the internet. :(

Comments

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Sorry I ca't help out, a King Richard paper cut would be fun!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I did one a long time ago!


I'll have to try again, now that there are so many great screenshots of him around. *tackles him*

[amberdreams.livejournal.com]

Oh I don't remember seeing that one! Hope you tweeted it to Tim.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Nope. I am a bit weirded out about showing celebrities fan art.

It makes me feel like I'm crazy obsessed. Which I am, don't get me wrong! :D I just don't lie breaking that fourth wall.

[synn.livejournal.com]

Oh man, now I really wish I'd already watched it. I was just thinking how awesome it would be to have one of your papercuts autographed at a convention :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Get on it, girl! I love the way you write!!

[nic]

I even requested this for my Yuletide gift fic, but they wrote me gen! (Great gen, but still not the sexy times I was hoping for. )

Why does no one write it?!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh man! Well, good on you for trying!
I checked AO3, but there was nothing good that wasn't totally AU. GOD I HAVE GROWN TO HATE AUs!!!

I already have a half-finished Destiel fic and a never-to-be-finished Megamind fic languishing on my hard drive. (plus a huge Avengers comic with weekly posting.) I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WRITE THIS MYSELF! I hate writing. Hate it.

[nic]

I HATE AUs so, so much. With the fire of 100 suns.

I used to write. I used to love it. Then I got a job and stopped. Sigh.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Come back and read the drabble someone wrote me!

[piplover.livejournal.com]

Just a tiny thing, hope you enjoy!


"There's no way that will fit. I mean it, I know what I'm talking about."

"No you don't." Galavant smiled fondly at Richard, tweaked his nose with his finger, and pointed towards his crotch with his other hand. "Would you like help with the problem or not?"

Both of them looked to the window, where the unicorn was gazing adoringly at Richard, chin resting on the ledge. A little drool escaped it's parted lips.

"Fine! Just remember, I have very delicate skin!"

There was oil, and fingers pressed where fingers had never been pressed before. They shuffled around, and tried to get comfortable on the little bed.

Galavant was tender, gentle in all the ways he knew how, pressing slowly into warmth. Richard was speechless, his mouth making little gasping motions, though no sound emerged.

The unicorn moaned loudly and fled, head dipped in sorrow.

Neither man paid attention, lost in each other.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I really should not love such a little thing so much, but I REALLY, REALLY DO!
Thank you!!!

My kingdom for a longer fic! Really, I would happily make you an art trade, any fandom. *puppy eyes*

That little snippet was just wonderful. Thank you so much!