Offering Oral Sex here!

[tripperfunster]

Who do I have to blow to get a good non AU Galavant/King Richard first time fic?

I offer art, paper cuts and/or oral sex.

For reals. Well, art, at least. Oral sex just isn't the same over the internet. :(

Comments

[synn.livejournal.com]

Oh man, now I really wish I'd already watched it. I was just thinking how awesome it would be to have one of your papercuts autographed at a convention :)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Get on it, girl! I love the way you write!!