HAPPY CANADA DAY!!

[tripperfunster]

Well, technically, it was yesterday, but ..erm..the government decided that it should be today instead.

No. I'm not kidding.

Welcome to Canada!! *eyeroll*

On a nerve-wracking aside; I've been asked to sing the National Anthem at a AA baseball game in August. I have a pretty okay voice, but I haven't sung ANYTHING for about six years, and the Canadian National anthem is about as exciting as a bowl of All Bran. Seriously, it's not exactly the sort of song you'd choose for Star Search.

Plus, it's got to be accapella. NO BACKGROUND MUSIC! Just me and my vocal chords in front of I dunno...twenty thousand people? *flails*

Comments

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Wow. Is there no limit to your talent? I'm impressed. Just don't try to jazz it up by grabbing your crotch like Roseanne Barr did with our anthem about 1,000 years ago. Is the song, Oh, Canada? If so, I think I almost fell asleep typing the words. What is it with national songs being either unbelievably difficult to sing or just kinda boring?

Good luck, hon! You'll do great! And if you don't, just do something classy like flash your boobs or something. ;D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's the one! You think the whole 'crotch grabbing thing' is already over done? *sulks*

Well beavers are the national animal, so maybe I'll flash mine! ;^)

Uh...does any other country call them a beaver???

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Well, I know we have beavers in the US...;D Who knows? Maybe you can bring that touch of class that's been missing back to crotch grabbing.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Yes, it truly is a forgotten art! ;^)