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[tripperfunster]

Okay, final post for today. (can you tell it's raining and I'm bored? The kids are milling about, so I can't draw or do 'research' *wink wink* so I'm spamming you guys instead!

I have a silly pic of me from prophecy, and a question, for my lovely flist:

First, the pic:

joanwilder aka Raewhit bought me a lovely gift. I opened the box and was like...WTF? I'm not terribly schooled in the land of smex toys, (aside from my trusty vibrator "Big Red",) but when I took them out, it became apparant. NIPPLE CLAMPS!

I, of course, had to get a pic with them! (and check out my kewl Snarry shirt!)








The question is...

What are your silly pet peeves in fanfic? (or art, for that matter)?

I don't mean legitimate ones, like proper grammar and spelling, or correct use of the english language, but what are your 'back button' triggers? What silly thing pulls you out of a story?

One of mine, that I found today, while reading an otherwise very entertaining House/Wilson story was thus: SHELL I'm sorry, I know that it's perfectly acceptable, but I HATE it when someone calls someone's ear a shell, or "shell of his ear" etc. I don't know why, but it bugs the shit out of me.

Now, I didn't hit the back button for that, but the story lost it's momentum.

You??

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[umbrus.livejournal.com]

Random teleportations or glaring inconsistencies, like you know a character was just standing by one character and 2 lines down they are sitting at the other end of the room for no reason what so ever. (I might not be explaining that one right but something along those lines always makes me go "what?")

Also, really badly written smut that doesn't make sense from one line to the next, that makes me hit the back button or just skip over the scene.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Have you ever seen the comm lj user="writers_orgasm">? It SOOO rocks with the horrid smut! You must check it out!