RL ramble and a couple of questions...

[tripperfunster]

Question one: If you were to teach someone how to perform cunnilingus, using a piece of fruit as the vulva...what fruit do you think would be most appropriate? A paring knife may be used to carve certain...*cough* landmarks if need be.

Ramble one: The 'a' on my laptop keyboard fell off. This mkes typing rther unplesnt. ;) It still works, actually, but it either gets missed, or it does aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<---this. grrr

Question two: What would you call the area where your eyebrow meets the bridge of your nose. Like, if you were saying that someone kissed you there, what would 'there' be?

Ramble two: Quincey (who is four) is very much into music on the radio right now. Whenever a song is playing, he needs to know what the song is called and who is singing it. There is a song that is quite popular right now, 'Sorry' by Buckcherry,as an aside, I have completely inappropriate thigh sweats for this guy and Quincey likes it quite a bit. One day, we were listening to it in the car, and after hearing the singer say things like, "I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue, I'm sorry 'bout all the things I said to you..." Quincey asks me, "Mama, what do you think he did?" I said, "I don't know. It sounds like he had an argument with his girlfriend." To which Quincey replies, "No. I think he hit her over the head with a stick." ????? *snorfle*

Question three: If I have a movie on DVD, how do I upload/download it to my iPod? I am a complete fucktard on the computer, but I want to be able to carry around my beloved Blades of Glory movie and watch it while I am waiting in line at the supermarket.

Comments

[almostlifesized.livejournal.com]

I'd use an orchid, but they taste all... dusty. Fruit. Hmm. Maybe a carved melon, it'd be appropriately messy. Or a soft pear.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, an orchid is a neat idea. And hey, dusty beats fishy any day! :^)

[almostlifesized.livejournal.com]

You know you're in fandom when no one reacts to you having licked an orchid xD It was sweet-dusty, so not so bad. What do you need it for, anyway? Sounds exciting.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

For a fanfic I"m writing. It will be slash (of course) but one guy is awkward and not great in bed (with his girlfriend) and his buddy (who is quite a ladies man) is teaching him how to perform oral sex on a woman. Of course, with much licking and sucking on said fruit (or dried apricot or flower) other, dirty things will ensue, with no mention of the girlfriend. :D

And yeah, I didn't even blink when you said you knew what an orchid tasted like. :D

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Oh man, if you do end up using apricots, you'd so very better link to this fic so I can read it and feel fuzzy!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I will! :D