RL ramble and a couple of questions...

[tripperfunster]

Question one: If you were to teach someone how to perform cunnilingus, using a piece of fruit as the vulva...what fruit do you think would be most appropriate? A paring knife may be used to carve certain...*cough* landmarks if need be.

Ramble one: The 'a' on my laptop keyboard fell off. This mkes typing rther unplesnt. ;) It still works, actually, but it either gets missed, or it does aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<---this. grrr

Question two: What would you call the area where your eyebrow meets the bridge of your nose. Like, if you were saying that someone kissed you there, what would 'there' be?

Ramble two: Quincey (who is four) is very much into music on the radio right now. Whenever a song is playing, he needs to know what the song is called and who is singing it. There is a song that is quite popular right now, 'Sorry' by Buckcherry,as an aside, I have completely inappropriate thigh sweats for this guy and Quincey likes it quite a bit. One day, we were listening to it in the car, and after hearing the singer say things like, "I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue, I'm sorry 'bout all the things I said to you..." Quincey asks me, "Mama, what do you think he did?" I said, "I don't know. It sounds like he had an argument with his girlfriend." To which Quincey replies, "No. I think he hit her over the head with a stick." ????? *snorfle*

Question three: If I have a movie on DVD, how do I upload/download it to my iPod? I am a complete fucktard on the computer, but I want to be able to carry around my beloved Blades of Glory movie and watch it while I am waiting in line at the supermarket.

Comments

[drcjsnider.livejournal.com]

Question 1: um.. a pear?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

A pear might work. I was hoping for an epiphany of the 'perfect' vulva fruit...but I certainly can't think of any!

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, Quincey sounds so cute.

Question 1: Passion fruit sounds like an appropriate fruit to use, but I just realized that I'm not aware what the middle of it is like. I'm under the impression it's melon-like, if so, that. If not, probably Drew melon.... it'd be large enough to make a decent sculpture and have a fruity-enough taste =P

Question 2: I'd just call that forehead... or bridge of the nose... it would really depend. "gap between the eyebrows" doesn't sound very romantic eh? Though I suppose, "bridge of my nose" doesn't either.

*le sigh*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Look down two comments, and someone ACTUALLY HAS A WORD FOR THAT PART OF THE FACE, although it makes 'bridge of the nose' sound like a romantic sonnet. *snerk*

I'll have to check out passion fruit. It certainly SEEMS like a good choice. I'm just not sure if this character would eat that. Actually, I think that eating fruit of anykind might be a stretch, but showing cunnilingus on a big hunk of steak is just gross! ;p

And yes, Quincey is painfully cute! *squishes him*

[barlidoc.livejournal.com]

Question two: That space is called the glabella, which sounds about as romantic as eating spoiled haggis before lovemaking. I'd just say 'he kissed her between her eyes' and feel good about it. Glabella sounds kinda like an extra alien sensory organ to me, anyhow, alibi a sexual one, but still.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Glabella sounds kinda like an extra alien sensory organ to me,

Or possibly one of Cinderella's evil step-sisters.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Glabella and Drisella. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Kissed her between the eyes? Gawd, you don't know me very well, do you? *snerk*

Glabella! Really? Very cool that you know that! (well, you know, not 'cool' in the traditional sense, of course) :D :D :D

Thank you so much! <3

[barlidoc.livejournal.com]

I've never been 'cool' in the traditional sense and I like it that way :D

yw on the term though. Nerds unite!

[1scout.livejournal.com]

Question one........stares glassy eyed off into the distance.......Oh the possibilities!
As for kissing between the eys, forget that, I want it where it counts!! LOL!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, I"m pretty sure they'll be doing that eventually, but you have to build up to that. Ah hell, no you don't! :D

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Re:Question 1: a dried apricot. if you will notice, tht have been neatly sliced along one thin edge to remove the pit. get your fingers in ther and pry it open a bit, and go at it. incidentally, this is my favorite way to eat dried apricots. I don't want to think about what that says about me.

For question 2: I would probably sat the inner endge of my eyebrow, and that's the best I can come up with, unfortunately.

As to question 3, I have no idea.

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

also, when I reply to your comments, the new comment box makes the letters absurdly tiny, so I can't see what I'm typing, and end up chock full of typos.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, my layout sucks, but um....*runs away* I hate all things computery, so I've never changed it. You win a prize, however for being the 1000th person to mention my stoopid teeny tiny comment font, so I guess I'll have to do something about it. *wibbles*

Love, love, love the dried apricot thing. I think that one might just work! Thank you!

Inner edge of the eyebrow is also first in the running right now. Thanks!

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

After extensive research, I conclude that dried apricot is uncomfortably realistic in terms of scale and texture. it is also very shapable, being sticky on the inside. Thus, it is the prime candidacy for fruit vulva-lation

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes, I'm going to buy some (despite my dislike of dried fruit) so that I can do some *cough* research. :D Thanks for the suggestion!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

A link to the dried apricot vulva fic is here! http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/76956.html#cutid1

Thanks so much for your input! :D

[almostlifesized.livejournal.com]

I'd use an orchid, but they taste all... dusty. Fruit. Hmm. Maybe a carved melon, it'd be appropriately messy. Or a soft pear.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ooh, an orchid is a neat idea. And hey, dusty beats fishy any day! :^)

[almostlifesized.livejournal.com]

You know you're in fandom when no one reacts to you having licked an orchid xD It was sweet-dusty, so not so bad. What do you need it for, anyway? Sounds exciting.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

For a fanfic I"m writing. It will be slash (of course) but one guy is awkward and not great in bed (with his girlfriend) and his buddy (who is quite a ladies man) is teaching him how to perform oral sex on a woman. Of course, with much licking and sucking on said fruit (or dried apricot or flower) other, dirty things will ensue, with no mention of the girlfriend. :D

And yeah, I didn't even blink when you said you knew what an orchid tasted like. :D

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Oh man, if you do end up using apricots, you'd so very better link to this fic so I can read it and feel fuzzy!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I will! :D

[gnatkip.livejournal.com]

I'm at ?skip=crazynumber, and the fruit cunnilingus question is the best thing to appear on my flist this week. Also the resulting comments. Also your tag for it. Also your quest for not just ANY fruit that would serve in a pinch, but for THE quintessential vulva fruit.

Peach? Mango? Carved a bit, I'd think.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D So glad you liked! I think that almostlifesized comment about the dried apricots is pretty cool. I don't generally like dried fruit, but I'll have to buy some and do a little...research. teehee!

[gnatkip.livejournal.com]

Yes, I never knew that about dried apricots! I hear they can also be used as trip toys, *cough*. If you put a whole one in your mouth, it feels like a dead, disembodied tongue on top of your real tongue. Poor apricots, how we molest them.

[kittehkat.livejournal.com]

Might I suggest a peach (http://reallybent.blogspot.com/2007/09/reclining-produce.html#links)? ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! That is funny. And thank you, for helping me waste an hour of my life scrolling through that whole website! That's some freaky stuff!

[verdenia.livejournal.com]

Dude, papaya! :P At least, I think the shape is a natural. and the smooth flesh. Seeds scooped and carved. This is a great illustration! :P

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! It almost looks like a cross-section of an entire uterus! I've actually started writing it already, and dried apricots it is! :D