RL ramble and a couple of questions...

[tripperfunster]

Question one: If you were to teach someone how to perform cunnilingus, using a piece of fruit as the vulva...what fruit do you think would be most appropriate? A paring knife may be used to carve certain...*cough* landmarks if need be.

Ramble one: The 'a' on my laptop keyboard fell off. This mkes typing rther unplesnt. ;) It still works, actually, but it either gets missed, or it does aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<---this. grrr

Question two: What would you call the area where your eyebrow meets the bridge of your nose. Like, if you were saying that someone kissed you there, what would 'there' be?

Ramble two: Quincey (who is four) is very much into music on the radio right now. Whenever a song is playing, he needs to know what the song is called and who is singing it. There is a song that is quite popular right now, 'Sorry' by Buckcherry,as an aside, I have completely inappropriate thigh sweats for this guy and Quincey likes it quite a bit. One day, we were listening to it in the car, and after hearing the singer say things like, "I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue, I'm sorry 'bout all the things I said to you..." Quincey asks me, "Mama, what do you think he did?" I said, "I don't know. It sounds like he had an argument with his girlfriend." To which Quincey replies, "No. I think he hit her over the head with a stick." ????? *snorfle*

Question three: If I have a movie on DVD, how do I upload/download it to my iPod? I am a complete fucktard on the computer, but I want to be able to carry around my beloved Blades of Glory movie and watch it while I am waiting in line at the supermarket.

Comments

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yeah, my layout sucks, but um....*runs away* I hate all things computery, so I've never changed it. You win a prize, however for being the 1000th person to mention my stoopid teeny tiny comment font, so I guess I'll have to do something about it. *wibbles*

Love, love, love the dried apricot thing. I think that one might just work! Thank you!

Inner edge of the eyebrow is also first in the running right now. Thanks!

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

After extensive research, I conclude that dried apricot is uncomfortably realistic in terms of scale and texture. it is also very shapable, being sticky on the inside. Thus, it is the prime candidacy for fruit vulva-lation

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

yes, I'm going to buy some (despite my dislike of dried fruit) so that I can do some *cough* research. :D Thanks for the suggestion!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

A link to the dried apricot vulva fic is here! http://tripperfunster.livejournal.com/76956.html#cutid1

Thanks so much for your input! :D