Guys that are just wrong for us/oddball crushes

[tripperfunster]

accioslash and I were talking about the finer points of lusting after men who are WRONG in a sleaze-bag, douche sort of way. These are guys who are either assholes, esthetically not pleasing or just lewsers, but for various reasons, we want to fuck them.



1)Brad Garrett: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/h/2/-/-/brad_garrett.jpg&imgrefurl=http://tvcomedies.about.com/od/tildeath/ig/Til-Death-Cast-Photo-Gallery/Brad-Garrett-as-Eddie-Stark.htm&h=468&w=351&sz=176&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=aEfITllykwtrcM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbrad%2Bgarrett%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLR_enCA206CA207%26sa%3DN
I have a thing for really tall men. I don't like basketball, so I generally pick comedians.

2)Bill Murray: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_31742~Bill-Murray-Posters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Bill-Murray-Posters_i1632108_.htm&h=425&w=339&sz=31&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=yp0YX-D_B-Y02M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbill%2Bmurray%2B%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLR_enCA206CA207%26sa%3DN
Again with the funneh. Little factiod here, my name, Tripper comes from the Movie Meatballs. I decided right then and there (at the tender age of ... 9 or so,) that I wanted to be Bill Murray when I grew up. This eventually morphed into me wanting to screw him instead. (the liklihood of either is probably about equal)

3)Sean Cullen:http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.diamondfield.com/imgs/talent/seancullen/headshot-seancullen.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.diamondfield.com/seancullen.php&h=375&w=300&sz=18&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=aBEN44gdWDm01M:&tbnh=122&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsean%2Bcullen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLR_enCA206CA207%26sa%3DN

Not a looker, but unbelievable funny. (do we see a theme here?) Do I even have to mention, that my first husband....was a comedian? No, you probably already guessed that.

4)Ryan Stiles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Stiles

tall. funny. Big nose. Dream come true.

5) Snape,(and/or Alan Rickman as Snape) of course, I really shouldn't even have to say it.

Shit, there are more, but I can never think properly as soon as I hit the 'post' button in my eljay.

I would love to hear about inappropriate men that you lust after. Don't get me wrong, I'd screw Johnny Depp in a New York minute, but I'd push him out of the way to get at Bill Murray. *sigh*

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[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

You don't even want to know what I mean when I say 'wing-tips'. :D