Guys that are just wrong for us/oddball crushes

[tripperfunster]

accioslash and I were talking about the finer points of lusting after men who are WRONG in a sleaze-bag, douche sort of way. These are guys who are either assholes, esthetically not pleasing or just lewsers, but for various reasons, we want to fuck them.



1)Brad Garrett: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/h/2/-/-/brad_garrett.jpg&imgrefurl=http://tvcomedies.about.com/od/tildeath/ig/Til-Death-Cast-Photo-Gallery/Brad-Garrett-as-Eddie-Stark.htm&h=468&w=351&sz=176&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=aEfITllykwtrcM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbrad%2Bgarrett%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLR_enCA206CA207%26sa%3DN
I have a thing for really tall men. I don't like basketball, so I generally pick comedians.

2)Bill Murray: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_31742~Bill-Murray-Posters.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Bill-Murray-Posters_i1632108_.htm&h=425&w=339&sz=31&hl=en&start=1&um=1&tbnid=yp0YX-D_B-Y02M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbill%2Bmurray%2B%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLR_enCA206CA207%26sa%3DN
Again with the funneh. Little factiod here, my name, Tripper comes from the Movie Meatballs. I decided right then and there (at the tender age of ... 9 or so,) that I wanted to be Bill Murray when I grew up. This eventually morphed into me wanting to screw him instead. (the liklihood of either is probably about equal)

3)Sean Cullen:http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.diamondfield.com/imgs/talent/seancullen/headshot-seancullen.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.diamondfield.com/seancullen.php&h=375&w=300&sz=18&hl=en&start=4&um=1&tbnid=aBEN44gdWDm01M:&tbnh=122&tbnw=98&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsean%2Bcullen%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1T4GGLR_enCA206CA207%26sa%3DN

Not a looker, but unbelievable funny. (do we see a theme here?) Do I even have to mention, that my first husband....was a comedian? No, you probably already guessed that.

4)Ryan Stiles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Stiles

tall. funny. Big nose. Dream come true.

5) Snape,(and/or Alan Rickman as Snape) of course, I really shouldn't even have to say it.

Shit, there are more, but I can never think properly as soon as I hit the 'post' button in my eljay.

I would love to hear about inappropriate men that you lust after. Don't get me wrong, I'd screw Johnny Depp in a New York minute, but I'd push him out of the way to get at Bill Murray. *sigh*

Comments

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Yep. The Tater Salad one. *swoons*

I hate smoking. And I really hate assholes. I wouldn't want to spend more time with any of these guys than it would take for me to hike my dress up around my ears, but that's really all I'd want. I like to date nice men, but I love to fuck assholes. It's a sickness. Periodically I have Al do something especially douche-like to keep the spice in our marriage.

So if we googled your ex, would he be anyone we'd have heard of?

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Ha! I had to google him, just to see! Nope. He gave up on comedy (and anything else that resembled a job) because it was toooooo haaaaaarrrddd. /whiny voice.

But when I met him, he was up and coming, and very funny and cute too! And short and blond, pretty much not at all what I look for in a guy, so I figured it MUST be love, right? *eyeroll* plus, he drove a motorcycle

He is/was one of those guys that was naturally very talented, but had zero work ethic. Fame and fortune was supposed to just fall in his lap, he didn't want to work for it. *sigh* Not that I'm bitter of course!!!!!eleventy11!!

:D

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hm. Zero work ethic, huh? That sounds scarily like me. I just have to get by on my charm and good looks. *cough* Thank God for low expectations. *glee*

I can't picture you with someone short. Though the motorcycle helps. I can never get involved with lazy men. *I'm* the lazy one in the relationship, thank you very much. I need someone who likes to let me spend money on stupid stuff.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, he wasn't a midget, just not as tall as I generally like 'em. He WAS pretty cute ,though, but that can only take you so far, when you're a bit of an ass and a lazy knob to boot. (not too lazy to go golfing all the time, mind.)

I am pretty lazy myself, but I have never been on unemployment. He would be on it every winter, because he was too lazy to find a year-round job. (and why would he, when he could sit on his ass and collect the dole?) *iz getting bitter all over again*

Well, enough about him! :D

Thank God for Lance. Nuff said. plus, he's really tall.

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Bitter doesn't suit you, hon. It gives you frown lines and who needs those?

I've never dated a man under 6' (that's six feet tall and not six inches, right?). I love it when they tower over me. And I hate a man who doesn't work. I'm lazy now, but when I worked I worked enough for three people. Nobody who knew me before can imagine that I haven't found another job yet. Apparently they haven't discovered the lure of teh pr0n.