Yeah...I've done it again. Avert yer eyes.

[tripperfunster]

After my last post, regarding Spongebob and Patrick, elfwreck wanted to know what Spongebob's meat-probe looked like.

And really, that is the eternal question. I do not claim to have the answer, but through intensive research, 3D modeling, forensic science, regression therapy and a restraining order from Nickelodeon, I think I have something that might be almost sort of accurate.

Let me know what you think.

As a bonus, I have included Patrick (for me), Squidward (for Accio) and Plankton (for everyone).

Comments

[djinnj.livejournal.com]

o.O

I'm torn between howling with laughter and being utterly appalled. XD

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Can't it be both? ;D

[eeyore9990.livejournal.com]

omg YAY! I am so going to write you comment!porn as soon as I'm done with percy fic. So, you know, just... gird your loins or what have you.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Consider them girded.

Patrick/SB bj comment pron plz

[redheadsarehot.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAH! Awesome! Plankton cracks me up the most

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It was kind of obvious to give the littlest guy the biggest wang, but uh ... yeah, SOMEONE had to have it!

[belladoragirl.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Absolute proper response! :D

[alliekatgal.livejournal.com]

You are too funny. I love how Spongebob has square balls!!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Square AND absorbent! ;D

[elf]

Now we know why Patrick always seems a bit lost and out of it... his arms don't reach his, ummm, well, whatever starfish call that.

And "Spongebob Squareballs's Adventures in Bikini Bottoms" should be the name of a fic. (Which I am not going to write. I finished my crack!fic obligations to the universe with the Hamburger Helper Hand; Spongebob can wait until I finish the Snap!Crackle!Pop! threesome. Which may be a long time.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I fucking LOVED that Hamburger Helper/Arby Glove fic! It was sooo awesome! (and oddly arousing).

Yes, you have paid your dues. Ya know...I was gonna do art for that one ...

[elf]

Art for HH/AOM would be WONDERFUL. Especially if it could be iconized to say "My OTP is weirder than yours."

Really, it should be expanded to a whole novella... a tale of angst and secret, forbidden love... and Crisco...

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha! I think I just found the design for my nephew's birthday party invitations. Guess they won't "just leave it up to me to decide" next year. *glee*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, that would be epic! *dies laughing*

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

I e-mailed the design to my brother with the message, "Doesn't Kyle like Spongebob? How's this for the party invitations?" Guess we'll find out if he actually looks at the e-mails I send. My sister-in-law will be horrified. God, some days life is just too damn perfect.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Did you REALLY????eleventy???

Wouldn't it be great if he DIDN'T take a good look at it, and printed them out? :D How old is the nephew?

Quincey saw me drawing the bj one (despite my best intentions to hide it) and asked, "Why is Patrick crying?" (he's drooling, actually).

My response: "He's happy crying. He really likes it when Spongebob hugs him like that."

*flail* *goes to the mommy bad place*

[accioslash.livejournal.com]

Did you REALLY????eleventy???

Seriously, you need to *ask*? Yes, I did.

And the nephew is seven. ;D

[joanwilder.livejournal.com]

I've always thought that elfwreck's brain and your hand would be a lethal combination. Case in point. Not that I'm saying you don't have a brain.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, God gave me the hands and her the brain so that alone, we would be safe. He didn't know about the internetz back then ...

[laurazel.livejournal.com]

STOP IT You're EVIL!!! LOL!!! *rolls on the floor*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

:D Thank you! <3

[whatthefuckbenj.livejournal.com]

lol hilarious! Keep the Spongebob smut art comin sweetie =)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

They are actually pretty fun to draw! I need to find some good screencaps.

[drcjsnider.livejournal.com]

At first I was like: Why does does SB's dick look like a downward pointing fist. The poor boy is horribly deformed. But then I saw it... its not poiting down... it up... much more comforting.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

It wasn't up until YOU started looking at it so closely. *schwiiiing!* :D

[drcjsnider.livejournal.com]

heh...

[1scout.livejournal.com]

Ha! I knew Plankton would be hung! I bet he gives that computer wife of his a real workout! LOL!
Now I'm curious about Mr. Krabs. What does he have that would result in a whale for a daughter?! Whoa.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*scrubs eyes*

Hee! Do you think Plankton's computer wife has a um .. *cough* port? :D

[teas-me.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God.

This is so hilarious and yet disturbing at the same time. And Plankton! ftw!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Poor Plankton, he needs a wheelbarrow to carry that thing around! :D

[florence-craye.livejournal.com]

I love you and your twisted-ness. This is awesome!!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*preens*

Thank you! <3

[megganisms.livejournal.com]

Lol~ Poor Plankton~ *giggling* <3

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Yes, but his wife must be happy! :D

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

I wish I had the tech stuff to send audio messages, I do a *perfect* imitation of Bart Simpson having sex.

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, I am glad that you DON'T have the tech stuff! ;^D

[chocolate-frapp.livejournal.com]

hehe

[outofthisplace.livejournal.com]

Oh God, Spongebob Squarenuts. And... And...... Plankton. Oh God. And the look on Patrick's face. Why can I not avert my eyes?? It's like a train wreck!

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

A NUDE train wreck! :D

[antisocial-nerd.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA omg, I might make that my desktop. I love that SB has square testicles (VERY appropriate! Kudos) Planktons nob is FUCKING HUGE (PERFECT!!!) hahaha, omg, what a great picture. They all look so full of themselves ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I should do one where they're full of EACH OTHER!! *giggles*

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOL

I love these levels that I sink to with you. *hugs*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Tripperfunster: lowering the internet morality bar since 2006!