Yeah...I've done it again. Avert yer eyes.

[tripperfunster]

After my last post, regarding Spongebob and Patrick, elfwreck wanted to know what Spongebob's meat-probe looked like.

And really, that is the eternal question. I do not claim to have the answer, but through intensive research, 3D modeling, forensic science, regression therapy and a restraining order from Nickelodeon, I think I have something that might be almost sort of accurate.

Let me know what you think.

As a bonus, I have included Patrick (for me), Squidward (for Accio) and Plankton (for everyone).

Comments

[elf]

Now we know why Patrick always seems a bit lost and out of it... his arms don't reach his, ummm, well, whatever starfish call that.

And "Spongebob Squareballs's Adventures in Bikini Bottoms" should be the name of a fic. (Which I am not going to write. I finished my crack!fic obligations to the universe with the Hamburger Helper Hand; Spongebob can wait until I finish the Snap!Crackle!Pop! threesome. Which may be a long time.)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

I fucking LOVED that Hamburger Helper/Arby Glove fic! It was sooo awesome! (and oddly arousing).

Yes, you have paid your dues. Ya know...I was gonna do art for that one ...

[elf]

Art for HH/AOM would be WONDERFUL. Especially if it could be iconized to say "My OTP is weirder than yours."

Really, it should be expanded to a whole novella... a tale of angst and secret, forbidden love... and Crisco...