Okay, I'll try. Let me start over though. (and this is actual, true comment porn drabble, cause I'm too fekking lazy to write it for realz.
"I ... I don't know, Mac." said PC nervously. His heart was pounding and he had begun to sweat under his stuffy suit. He wasn't used to INTERFACING with other computers and he was afraid of unplanned POP-UPS.
"Here," said Mac, with a knowing smile, "have a COOKIE."
"Oooh!" crooned PC as he took a BYTE OMG I am so sorry for that!!!!! "I love COOKIES. SPAM too!"
"I know you're a NEWBIE, but I think you'll EXEL at this."
"Really?" asked PC, a light dusting of crumbs on his upper lip. Mac leaned in a licked them off.
"Oh yes," he replied, plugging into PC's EXPANSION SLOT, "Get a load of my BANDWIDTH."
Mere seconds later, PC came in a TORRENT. He looked at Mac lovingly. They had obviously formed an ATTACHMENT.
Bwahahah! OMG epil fail! *promises to stick with art from now on!* And yeah, I mixed my internet and my computer metaphors. DEAL!
Hahaha! I'm amazed you were able to think of this many computer terms. Confess! You had to google some of them, didn't you? Even if they were pretty *cough* BASIC. ;D
Though, seriously, this could easily be my new OTP.
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Re: OMG, I must really love you a LOT! (yes, yes I do, as a matter of fact :P)
Date: 2008-06-02 09:00 pm (UTC)Re: OMG, I must really love you a LOT! (yes, yes I do, as a matter of fact :P)
Date: 2008-06-03 04:36 am (UTC)"I ... I don't know, Mac." said PC nervously. His heart was pounding and he had begun to sweat under his stuffy suit. He wasn't used to INTERFACING with other computers and he was afraid of unplanned POP-UPS.
"Here," said Mac, with a knowing smile, "have a COOKIE."
"Oooh!" crooned PC as he took a BYTE OMG I am so sorry for that!!!!! "I love COOKIES. SPAM too!"
"I know you're a NEWBIE, but I think you'll EXEL at this."
"Really?" asked PC, a light dusting of crumbs on his upper lip. Mac leaned in a licked them off.
"Oh yes," he replied, plugging into PC's EXPANSION SLOT, "Get a load of my BANDWIDTH."
Mere seconds later, PC came in a TORRENT. He looked at Mac lovingly. They had obviously formed an ATTACHMENT.
Bwahahah! OMG epil fail! *promises to stick with art from now on!* And yeah, I mixed my internet and my computer metaphors. DEAL!
Re: OMG, I must really love you a LOT! (yes, yes I do, as a matter of fact :P)
Date: 2008-06-03 05:12 am (UTC)Though, seriously, this could easily be my new OTP.
Re: OMG, I must really love you a LOT! (yes, yes I do, as a matter of fact :P)
Date: 2008-06-04 02:39 am (UTC)Re: OMG, I must really love you a LOT! (yes, yes I do, as a matter of fact :P)
Date: 2008-06-03 12:26 pm (UTC)