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Hey! A Snupin that I wrote a while back is the monthly feature over on Sychophant Hex. I'm a bit floored and thrilled too! Cyn, did you have anything to do with this? *cough*nepetism(sp?)*cough*

If you haven't read it before, I think it's quite funny and (duh) smutty too. (one of the reviews over there mentioned that they thought it was TOO smutty.) *snerk*

Anyhoo, it's PoA time line and Dumbledore has decided to unite the Staff by having them play games at their weekly meetings. Oddly enough, Snape is not amused. Hopefully YOU will be.
Starts With A Spin, Staff Edition

Here's a link: http://erosnsappho.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=2368

Enjoy!

EDIT: grrr, it seems you have to be a logged in member to read it there. If you aren't, then try my skyehawke account. They let any old trailer trash read their stuff! http://archive.skyehawke.com/story.php?no=12976&chapter=1&font=&size=

Accio, just go and fucking read it already! Truuuuust me!

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FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH SPOILERS............

Oh, the humanity! Albus and Sprout, Flitwick and Filch, Snape and McGonagall, Hargrid's baby-smooth asscrack!!!!!!!! OMG! And here I was worried about the Snupin! My poor cooter. She is the Sahara. And I don't think there is enough bleach in the Clorox factory to erase the mental image of Dumbledore alone with Seamus "they're always after me lucky charms" Finnegan. Gah. Why, oh, why with all the delightfully filthy pr0n I spend half my day reading have I never before had the ability to visualize anything that happens in a fic but now with this one I have big honkin' 'ol neon-sign visions of everything that happened in the entire first five chapters of the story? Apparently you not only wield your terrible powers of squick mastery in your drawing, but in your fic at well. Truly I wish you would use this power for good, but I'm impressed by your ability to place the reader in the room with your characters. Your ability to draw out the UST in a situation is practically unparalled.

That said, amid all the wincing and throwing up a little in my mouth with every sex act, I have to admit there were also more than a few moments of pissing myself with unadulterated glee. I swear I have been in Snape's shoes in those endlessly dull meetings playing those mind-numbingly stupid ice-breakers (though fortunately sex was never part of those games since all of my co-workers looked pretty much like Snape's co-workers). And without the benefit of even watered-down Scotch. Snape's reticence and insecurity about a relationship with Lupin were well-developed and realistic and the sex scenes were quite hot in a la la la I'm-just-going-to-pretend-this-is-Snarry way. Humor is difficult to pull off consistently well but you managed it brilliantly. There were so many laugh out loud lines in this fic. Enough, in fact, that I'm considering changing my LJ tag from the hilariously clever (only to me) "Little Information" to one of my favorites. The choices include:

*they were just pulling apart, their lips making a squelching noise not unlike an ancient sewer.
*Well, now that the rest of us will never enjoy the act of lovemaking again.
*someone would have to be a seriously perverted deviant to even envision such a twisted pairing. (My personal favorite)
*Making friends had never topped his to-do list.
*"Spokerus! You've Severned out of turn!"
*"No. More like a Spanish Fly spell."
*AAURRRGHHGHAARRMPPHUHG,UGH,UGH,UGHYESTAKEITALLBITCH!!!
*The wolf blinked and Snape may have peed a little bit on the bed. (A close second)
*Okay…okay…bears, you play dead…mountain lions…make yourself seem as large as possible…wolves… bend over and kiss your arse goodbye!
*He had pictured Heaven to smell much less practical
*"You are a sick, twisted old fuck. You know that, don't you?"
*a long moment of what might have been hope, or possibly gas
*"I happen to be attracted to prickly, stand-offish gits, alright?"
*Snape's mental faculties packed up their shit and took an early spring break.

However, I do have to say that considering the humorous tone throughout the story I was more than a little surprised at the ending even with the repeated foreshadowing of Snape's dream. Surprised, but still delighted because you know I think Lupin is a low-life, cowardly Gryffindor prick that makes the baby Merlin cry and Severus deserves better which is why teh Snarry was invented. ;D

Edited Date: 2008-07-03 05:40 am (UTC)

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Soooo....did you like it??? :D

Aw, you know you're a TRUE friend when you'll sit and read an entire Snupin, just because I draw you Snarry porn.

And what a lovely review! It's not often that a review makes me laugh out loud!

Thanks for suffering through it for me hon! <3 <3 <3 <3

Ya know, I have a half-written Snarry floating around on my harddrive....