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Bwahaha! I was just watching tv, and there was an ad for some type of eye cream, and they sold it as INSPIRED BY DNA RESEARCH.

Let that sink in. INSPIRED BY DNA RESEARCH. What the fuck does that even mean?

I've seen a few other 'claims' like that, but I dont' recall them offhand.

Epic.

“Loki grinned maniacally. ‘Is that a Mjolnir in your pants,’ he asked devilishly, ‘or are you just excited to see me?’

Thor chuckled. He seductively unzipped his trousers and puddled them on the ground around his ankles, revealing his trusty hammer super-glued to his hard cock. ‘Both,’ he replied.”

Oh WTFfanfiction, don't ever change!!