“Loki grinned maniacally. ‘Is that a Mjolnir in your pants,’ he asked devilishly, ‘or are you just excited to see me?’

Thor chuckled. He seductively unzipped his trousers and puddled them on the ground around his ankles, revealing his trusty hammer super-glued to his hard cock. ‘Both,’ he replied.”

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