Day Eighteen Porny Question
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tripperfunsterHow many people have you slept with?
Now, I suppose I'm talking P in V (or pick your orafices/organs), but you may also interpret this as any sort of sexual congress. I'm a bit of an 'all the way girl' (like you couldn't tell ...), so my numbers would be about the same. It's not like I ONLY do basic sex, but chances are, if I'm doing the other stuff, there's likely to be penetration too.
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Okay, mine is 11, which ... actually seems kinda low. for a slut, like myself I think the number would be much higher, but I'm a long term relationship kinda gal. Not that I didn't have any 'flings', but even then, I was pretty much always looking for Mr. Right.
Hubby Number One was #7, and I pretty much thought I was done. It was quite a shock to be back on the dating scene, lemme tell ya!
#1, #7 and #10 were virgins.
#2 was a fling on the beach in Hawaii.
#8, #9, #10 and #11 were musicians. (I knew them all quite well, these weren't groupie things)
If I could 'take it back' I would UN-sleep with #6 and #9.
Most were tall, aside from #1 and #7.
Most were same or older than me, aside from #10 (and maybe #9?)
Best in bed is #11 (thank God, since we're married now)
Amazingly, the worst thing I ever got was a case of crabs. From #3, I think. (although, I was a huge thrift store shopper, and I suppose it could have come from that????)
All of my 'men' were men. My gate didn't swing both ways, although I suspect my hinges have loosened a bit in the past few years.
I never cheated (P in V) on anyone, but came pretty close once. (all clothes on, but yeah, not exactly a Mormon date, if you catch my drift.)
Now I'm dying to hear all the dirt on you guys! :D
Now, I suppose I'm talking P in V (or pick your orafices/organs), but you may also interpret this as any sort of sexual congress. I'm a bit of an 'all the way girl' (like you couldn't tell ...), so my numbers would be about the same. It's not like I ONLY do basic sex, but chances are, if I'm doing the other stuff, there's likely to be penetration too.
Post is not locked, but everyone is welcome to comment and delete, or just post anon. I'd love a subtle shout out, so I can tell who you are (without your mom knowing) but plain old anon is fine too.
Okay, mine is 11, which ... actually seems kinda low. for a slut, like myself I think the number would be much higher, but I'm a long term relationship kinda gal. Not that I didn't have any 'flings', but even then, I was pretty much always looking for Mr. Right.
Hubby Number One was #7, and I pretty much thought I was done. It was quite a shock to be back on the dating scene, lemme tell ya!
#1, #7 and #10 were virgins.
#2 was a fling on the beach in Hawaii.
#8, #9, #10 and #11 were musicians. (I knew them all quite well, these weren't groupie things)
If I could 'take it back' I would UN-sleep with #6 and #9.
Most were tall, aside from #1 and #7.
Most were same or older than me, aside from #10 (and maybe #9?)
Best in bed is #11 (thank God, since we're married now)
Amazingly, the worst thing I ever got was a case of crabs. From #3, I think. (although, I was a huge thrift store shopper, and I suppose it could have come from that????)
All of my 'men' were men. My gate didn't swing both ways, although I suspect my hinges have loosened a bit in the past few years.
I never cheated (P in V) on anyone, but came pretty close once. (all clothes on, but yeah, not exactly a Mormon date, if you catch my drift.)
Now I'm dying to hear all the dirt on you guys! :D
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Date: 2012-05-03 05:46 am (UTC)1. Was pretty much a date-rapist, a guy I worked with who said I 'owed' him because he'd driven me home in the rain.
2. Was the first husband who wasn't much better and said I 'had to' do it whenever he wanted because that was what marriage was all about.
3, 4, 5 and 6 were all nice guys on the con circuit, none of them conventionally handsome although one looked a bit like Rhys Ifans, all fun to be with and between them helped to repair my self-esteem. Rhys Ifans wanted me to marry him, apparently, although he never mentioned it to me!
7. Was/is the second husband, who bears a striking resemblance to Baldrick in 'Blackadder II'. I'm happy with him and frankly getting a bit past it now anyway!
Numbers 3 and 7 were virgins, and numbers 1 and 4 probably the most experienced; the rest were just ordinary, really. Never had a celebrity of any sort, alas, but probably just as well - I'd never be able to keep quiet about it if I had.
Anyway, it looks like 7 ... plus a couple more where it wasn't fully consummated 'and some fell on stony ground'.
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Date: 2012-05-06 02:26 pm (UTC)As to #1, it never ceases to amaze me how skeevy men can be.