Day Eighteen Porny Question

[tripperfunster]

How many people have you slept with?

Now, I suppose I'm talking P in V (or pick your orafices/organs), but you may also interpret this as any sort of sexual congress. I'm a bit of an 'all the way girl' (like you couldn't tell ...), so my numbers would be about the same. It's not like I ONLY do basic sex, but chances are, if I'm doing the other stuff, there's likely to be penetration too.

Post is not locked, but everyone is welcome to comment and delete, or just post anon. I'd love a subtle shout out, so I can tell who you are (without your mom knowing) but plain old anon is fine too.



Okay, mine is 11, which ... actually seems kinda low. for a slut, like myself I think the number would be much higher, but I'm a long term relationship kinda gal. Not that I didn't have any 'flings', but even then, I was pretty much always looking for Mr. Right.

Hubby Number One was #7, and I pretty much thought I was done. It was quite a shock to be back on the dating scene, lemme tell ya!

#1, #7 and #10 were virgins.
#2 was a fling on the beach in Hawaii.
#8, #9, #10 and #11 were musicians. (I knew them all quite well, these weren't groupie things)
If I could 'take it back' I would UN-sleep with #6 and #9.
Most were tall, aside from #1 and #7.
Most were same or older than me, aside from #10 (and maybe #9?)
Best in bed is #11 (thank God, since we're married now)
Amazingly, the worst thing I ever got was a case of crabs. From #3, I think. (although, I was a huge thrift store shopper, and I suppose it could have come from that????)
All of my 'men' were men. My gate didn't swing both ways, although I suspect my hinges have loosened a bit in the past few years.
I never cheated (P in V) on anyone, but came pretty close once. (all clothes on, but yeah, not exactly a Mormon date, if you catch my drift.)



Now I'm dying to hear all the dirt on you guys! :D

Comments

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

I'm about to become the biggest hoe on your page! *Covers face in shame* Don't judge me!
#18
Omg! I am blushing right now! I'm praying someone posts 20 so I can face myself tomorrow!
I can explain!

#1 should get a swift kick to the groin, as well as #2. I was taken advantage of in a very negative way both times. I was young, and they most definitely weren't. :/ you live, you learn. Sadly, #4 used to be a friend who also took advantage of me. Same with #16. Well, I talk to 16 now. He's spent years apologizing for his douchery, if you can believe it.
Took #3's virginity.
#5 was 19 years my senior, well, quite a few on the list are 10+ years older than me.
#14 had JUST turned 19! (I felt like such a cougar!)
#10, 11, 12 were a curiosity. Two of the 'hot guys' I had gone to HS. (I never dated anyone from my home town. I got picked on for being fat/weird, so, I went onto college very young.)

See... I should explain that I have spent 75% of my life morbidly obese. I lost 100+ lbs years ago. So, that 1, 2, and 4, they were pretty awful people...

After I lost the weight, got thin and smokin, the world was my oyster. All those years of pent up want? I sort of went bananas. Dating to me was a buffet, and I had a 5 year open relationship so that I could have my cake and eat it too. I just went crazy. I've always been a very sexual person, but suddenly, it was like I could have ANYONE! I got so bad, I almost tried to seduce one of my friends newly divorced dads. I stopped myself before I even got close. There are just some lines you can't cross.

I have always been excruciatingly careful and safe, never contracted anything. I never cheated, never helped anyone else cheat, and excluding 1, 2, and 4, I'm actually on very good friend terms with all of them. We talk regularly. A bunch of them even came to my wedding. I married #18, and I'm 100% committed.

But in my fantasies? I'm probably in the 100's! Haha :P

Yep. Still feeling scandalous. Oh well. Someone had to be the winner/loser, and I guess it was me...

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

Just don't ask about fooled around with, because then I may have to attend a sex-a-holics anonymous meeting, and I swear, I don't fit in with those people. I would know. I went to a meeting once. Don't ask...

Oh! Random, but when I got out of high school, I ended up running into a girl from my small town. By age 20, she had slept with 81 people. Eighty. One. People. When did she find time!? I men, heck, there's only 2700 people in our home town, and after you subtract all the women, children, and elderly, that's not a huge pool! Sadly, her numbers are probably not the biggest out there. Small towns... I tell you what...

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

Oh hell. #19. I forgot the just turned 20 year old boy who looked like an anime girl, cooked amazing vegan food, liked to wear a dog collar, be told what to do, and was really into D&D.

[pern-dragon.livejournal.com]

LOL! Dont worry, darlin, I'm still the sluttiest (and happy and proud of it!) one who's replied so far. ;D Hey, there's nothing wrong with owning your sexuality and enjoying it! *vehement nod* :)

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

I'm not ashamed of mine, I think, unless I'm in a room of disapproving religious virgins. Which has happened! I had to take these marriage prep classes at a church, and this was one of the questions. I didn't disclose, but I was pretty much one of a kind...

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm well over 20. :-P Er, I stopped counting when I hit 50. If I'm being objective, it's probably @ 60 . Now, if I included guys I didn't have intercourse with but did more than just snogging ... *has massive coughing fit*

ETA: I should have prefaced that with I'm 44, and never married. I, um, had a lot of fun when I was young.

[sumsumlovesyou.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with having fun! ;)

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Well, having an 'open' relationship would up anyone's numbers.

I have a friend who is well into the high double digits. She didn't live in a small town, but still! I remember choking on my tounge when she told me the number. :D