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I answered this question over on the Megamind_movie comm, but I don't *think* I ever asked the question here.

It's certainly not a seekrit to anyone on my flist, but I tend to crush on oddball guys, many of them animated. What is your top 3/5/10 list of cartoon peeps you'd sleep with?

Pics would be nice, as I'm not super schooled in all things cartoon.

Here's mine:

5: Patrick Star from Spongebob. Innocence/virgin kink much? (and a special thanks to elfwreck for writing me some spongebob/Patrick porn.) What friends will do for friends!

4: Timon from the Lion King Crush on (gay) smartasses much? Why yes, yes I do!

3: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast Douchebag? Bring me his face, I'll sit on it! Why? I have no idea. I've actually sat on actual douchebag faces, and trust me, it's no fun. Why I continue to crush on them, I do not know.

2: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb This must go back to the innocence/virgin thing, although, he's divorced and has a daughter, so he can't be a virgin, but yeah ... he's just such a vulnerable fuck up that I feel the need to get into his pants. With my vagina.

1: Megamind and Metro Man They tie! Take all of my above comments/kinks, and roll them into one slashy pairing, and yeah, you have me fapping to cartoon characters. Sad but true.

So tell me, mah peeps, what sort of hand drawn things give you a woody? Oh man, speaking of Woody, I'd totes do Buzz Lightyear, but he doesn't make my top five.

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I'd go for Beast in "Beauty and the Beast" and I'm not sure at all what that says about me. I'd not normally count bestiality as a kink.

My newest heart throb is Flynn Rider in "Tangled." But I was mesmorized by Samarai Jack for a long time.

I'd take Woody over Buzz. He's got a lasso...and boots. I'm well known for my boot fascination over on my IJ. *g*

Oops...forgot the girl love. I am madly in lust with Pocahontas as well. I think she is one of the most beautiful women in animation, hands down. The story/movie is completely bullshit, and I have to completely forget she isn't the history character, but as an artistic figure she is drop dead gorgeous to me.

I'd have to say first of all Ulysses 31 - see this picture if you're not familiar with him.

Then of course there's Miguel, of 'Miguel and Tulio' (The Road to El Dorado) fame ... although getting him away from Tulio would be the trick, of course ...

The 'human' version of Shrek, from Shrek 2, is drop dead gorgeous, IMHO ...

Depending on the artist, there are some versions of the Hal Jordan Green Lantern I'd be more than happy to seduce, too, and also some of Thor. And Nightwing, OMFG Nightwing!

Finally - puppets, rather hand-drawn, but I'll take either Scott or Virgil Tracy (see this picture) or, indeed, both; I could always just sit back and watch. Same as with Miguel and Tulio, in fact ...

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In no particular order, my top three:

1. Beast in Beauty and the Beast

2. Goliath in Gargoyles

3. Great Gazoo in The Flintstones (this was a childhood crush of mine)

(then there are bunch of others - superheroes and the like - who just look like guys *g*)

I can't believe I'm linking this, but it's very relevant to this post :P

SUPER NSFW.

The Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality

House and Wilson should be in this.

The Shat FTW!

Wiggins from Pocahontas because i think he's at least partly based on Hugh Laurie (his earlier upper class twit roles, NOT House!)

Well, I wouldn't mind

(without le pew), I'd settle for

, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up with

. *giggle!sigh*

Patrick? ^_^ I'll buy that.

In no particular order:

Toby from Unico. My ultimate childhood crush. Tall and willowy and stoic. Not usually my type, really, but something about him just always stuck with me.

Tenou Haruka from Sailor Moon. She's gorgeous, a bad ass, and rides a motorcycle. Plus I fucking lover her voice actress. It's the voice that really does it for me, all deep and sexy. I love everyone that woman voices, but Haruka most of all. She did another character masturbating once. I could listen to that over and over....

Krys from the Rainbow Brite movie. Sex just drips off that boy...you know, for a cartoon character aimed at 4 year olds...

Bart Simpson. Yeah. I feel like I should be ashamed of this one, you know, considering that he's perpetually 10, but hey, I was a kid when the show started. That makes it less creepy, right? Seriously, though, I would totally do him. An older version of him.

That's all I can think of for now. ^_^

hmm... this is a tough one!

3. Invader ZIM! OMG adorkable! +1 for Gir slashiness!

2. Hotohori from the anime Fushigi Yugi
This is one of the crushes that made me realize just how much I go for power. He's laughably vain, and too pretty for my rl tastes, but he's Emperor! power, yum.

1. Samurai Jack
He's adorable, and stoic/silent and awesome-smart all at the same time! If you haven't ever watched the show, find it at the library or something and see it!

Trent from The tv show cartoon 'Daria.' Hoooyes...

Prince Eric from Little Mermaid. Yeah, he was hot. Stupid. But hot.

When I was in kindergarten, I had the biggest most insane mega-crush on Peter Pan from this Peter Pan cartoon series that aired back in the day. Omg, I used to have DREAMS about this guy! (Yes, inappropriate 5 year old fantasies.) I was, for lack of a better term, sexualized? at a young age. That can't be the right word.... I really understood sex very very young, and I think it's because my siblings let me watch a lot of inappropriate stuff very young, as they were already in high school. Oh, that Peter Pan cartoon. I had the hots for him and Michael J. Fox that year.

The prince the Beast turned BACK into in Beauty and the Beast. I know you only seem him for a short second, but he was kinda sexy in a blonde Malfoy type manner. !! I wonder if there are any fics like that!? Beauty and the Beast. Malfoy/sr gets turned into a beast due to being an arse.... I'd read that.

George Jetson. I think this is because I saw that pervy bad Jetsons porn that's been floating over the Internet for a decade, and it always got stuck in my head. He seems a bit too 'Mr. Roper' to be tolerable outside of sex if you know what I mean. I do have a kink for the awkward types that might be amusing during sex. Or maybe he has an S&M streak. Master George.

Great. Now I'm gonna dream of toons doing it tonight. Hahaha

Was this the Peter Pan cartoon where Tim Curry voiced Captain Hook?

Omg, YES! It was titled something to the effect of 'Peter Pan and te Pirate Adventures.' 89/90?

"PEter Pan and The Pirates"! With Wendy's hair making her look like Snow White and a rather intelligent Mr. Smee!

I just LOVED that one... and yes, the Captain was another object of my then-teenaged lust.

Cartoon cuties!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz is #1 on the list, evil or no he's just so... sweet and a good father. Following closely is Samurai Jack, with Starscream in third place.